jhgjhgmbbjgv hello there mr arrow sir!! i would like to let you know you're my favorite arrow on this miserable planet. the only arrow i've cried for more than three hours over, in fact. if i could hug you, i would. however, i am limited to the confines of the internet. so instead, i will just say that i hope you have a lovely day!
p.s. how do you feel about the nickname william? that's what i've been calling you in my head since.. forever. arrow of dodona is a little bit of a mouthful (no offence, of course.)
gasp! how lovely, dear mortal! verily, i do sympathise. sometimes, i too wish i could escape such arrowly confines and smack the lester nicely up top the head. several times.
thine request is a difficult one indeed, kind mortal. as thou knows, nicknames art not mine favourite. however...
since thou claims to have shed tears over mine suffering, such devotion must be appreciated to its utmost! so... i shalt grant thee THREE uses of thine nickname, but prithee, not more.