#the audacity!

[ashtonsunshine]

Ghost Of You in Lisbon.

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[zooophagous]

Not to blame you or anything, just gobsmacked to their audacity. Are your neighbours even aware it's needles?

I told them it was tattoo needles, and I assume by now if they're keeping the package they've opened it. I'm giving them a day before I get really pissy because I only talked to one of the two adults there and it's possible the other one marked it return to sender. If both of them deny seeing it then we're gonna have issues.

[themxtleycrew]

*Roaring like a Lion!*

[kneelingshadowsalome]

On my knees BEGGING for more of off the grid!König.

This is sooo self indulgent you wouldn't even believe 🥲🌲

He doesn't need to keep himself in shape, splitting and hauling wood all day does the job + he hikes a wide perimeter around your cottage to check the traps. Fixes everything from your old Jeep to the roof of your small house that luckily stays warm even during winters because the logs he picked are extra thick.

You still beg for more cuddles in the morning, not wanting to leave your warm nest of a bed. König sometimes has to rip you off him because seriously, Liebling, he has so much to do – only, his Achilles' heel is you, so the giant beast of a man tumbles back to bed to squeeze and tease you more than a few times before strolling to prepare some coffee on the stove.

Finally, he can walk around naked when there's no neighbours... The only "con" is that you're still teasing him about it, and bullying – when it comes from you – has a tendency to make him hard. Now look at what you did, woman... Can't a man even brew his coffee in peace? How is he supposed to get anything done with a boner like this??

If you throw a pillow at him – he's the one being indecent here, waving that horse dick around and almost poking someone's eye out with it! – he catches it and marches back to the bed to punish you. The punishing session makes you cum so loudly he has to kiss you silent, saying you're going to make him deaf one of these days, but you know that he's only pleased. In a quiet, calm place like this, your screams are only the music of angels to him, evidence of how good he is at keeping you warm, fed and satisfied.

After fucking you nice and tame he can finally start his day without distractions, whistling by the time he puts on the sturdy workpants and searches for his shirt. It's just so typical, him accusing you of distracting him while walking on cloud nine right after dipping his dick in you... But you're not complaining: still lying in the bed, happy as a worm after rain from what he did to you.

It's unfair that he's walking around like lovemaking was only another job scratched off his to-do list while you feel like you just got hit by a bear. Nasty man, who's in far too good shape compared to you... But then the nasty man brings you coffee to bed, and calls you a spoiled princess – living off the grid was supposed to be hard work but here you are, lounging on your soft down pillows like a queen while he does all the chopping and fishing and fucking :)

You know the man is more than happy when he feels useful and needed, and you do your share too in the garden that is simply flourishing this year, but you still blurt out that he should be grateful for having a woman to keep him warm. No sane girl would ever come to this secluded place and live with a horny nudist like him...!

König just kneels next to the bed and whispers in your ear: "It's a good thing you're not sane then..."

[technicallyswagpizza]

Crimes? Crimes.

[neuvilette-tea-party]

Had the craziest vivid dream earlier. I was in a (onesided)relationship with a random guy on tumblr, and he would send me asks and messages all the time, and I just... Ignore him cause i have better things to do than entertaining a man.

He gets pissed.

Somehow manage to snatch my email, modify some of my wips, outright delete 70% of them in ALL my clouds, GAIN ACCESS TO MY TUMBLRS AND DELETE ALL MY DRAFTS. ALL WHILE I'M SLEEPING

AND HE FUKING TURNED MY 2 TUMBLR ACCOUNTS INTO JK ROWLING STAN ACCOUNTS?????????

He finishes me by sending a pedantic adieu message in my inbox and blocking me, leaving me to deal with all the consequences of his wrath...

And I woke up with seething hate toward a non-existent guy who ruined my online space...

I can't even be a girly in peace in my dreams!

[tizeline]

Winter-tizeline was in my yesterday's dream :D

In the dream I was trying to pretend to be a cat to walk with the friendly old beggar, but Winter-Tiz, Phoebe from The Thundermans and an unknown Soul Eater character blown my cover by shouting to the old man that I wasn't a real cat (and in the dream's logic, if the old man started to suspect that I wasn't a cat I stopped looking like a cat, which was bad apparently), so I tried to distract everyone from the matter by blatantly stealing the magical objects that Winter-Tiz, Phoebe and the unknown character carried, which were Phoebe's glowing blue magic wand, unknown character's magic gold ring and Winter-Tiz's magic yellow debit card, but since I didn't know how to use any of the magic objects I accidentally activated the wand and the ring and I ended up flying away and creating a tornado.

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that Winter-Tiz no longer has her magical yellow debit card that makes infinite money because I stole and lost it while runing from a weird guy later on in the dream, sorry about that, I hope it's not a problem.

(Sorry if something doesn't make sense, english is not my first language)

You stole my magical yellow debit card that makes infinite money!?

And then you LOST my magical yellow debit card that makes infinite money!?!?!?!

[lonely-t0wn]

#also i do love to watch him at a keyboard it must be said

your hand kink is showing justine

my god, i have been reblogging things here so sporadically and yet you do not hesitate to immediately come into my home and attack me like this!!!!!