#the aussie

[killa2sick]

“pussy

its tight

like january embers

my dick’s hard there too”

@richneds

[captainofmysoul]

I’ve already said yes to two shifts at work that I don’t want to do. I know i’m one of those people that finds it hard to say no, even by text. But part of me is super selfish thinking that the universe will give something back if I give myself :/

[thediabeticslut]

The Aussie | A Dating Retrospective

(date rating guide here) date: 🍦🍦 sex: 🍦🍦 awkward diabetes moment? no choice quote: “We in Australia think root beer is so funny, for us, rooting is like, fucking. Like, ‘Get rooted,’ is like ‘Go fuck yourself,’ or you tell your mates at the bar, like, ‘I’m so rooting her tonight.’... Hey, wanna call an Uber?”

blah blah

[mattanddaveshow]

#MargotRobbie Signs First-Look Deal With #WarnerBros. #MADS

[im-just-too-much-for-you]

Boners in basketball shorts >>>>

[fuckkyliejenner]

@niallthedinglehopper how are you I love you aussie

[islet]

this is getting ridiculous

but my date this morning was awesome! damn, who knew there were so many cool single dudes out there?! it’s kinda insane. i mean it’s still early, so who knows, but he seems intelligent, kind, sweet, and he’s so TALL. we talked and talked about everything from family to juggalos to mormonism to diy punk/art spaces. it wasn’t awkward at all, and he was just smiling this adorable smile the whole time we were hanging out which was so cute and also contagious. i totally wanted to make out with him, and i half wished i chose a beer for our first date so that maybe it could end that way, but there will be time for that. damn though, i haven’t had a sober first date with someone in quite some time - i felt so anxious leading up to it. also i decided prairie boy isn’t that nice of a nickname for him so, back to the drawing board (he is from SK but doesn’t at all give off that vibe). the tall one? that’ll do for now.