Eve

First woman. Wife of Adam. Mother of humanity but specifically Cain, Abel, and Seth.

[official--eve]

Introduction post!

My name is Eve. Yes, THE Eve, Garden of Eden and all that. I don't actually live in Eden anymore after... well you know the basics.

Anyway! A lot has happened with my family and I'm very excited to start this blog. Feel free to send asks. I'd love to talk with you. We are family after all!

(moodboard by @pinterest-offical)

(decided to make this list because I have the worst memory 😭)

My husband: @adam--official

My other husband? (Don't ask): @adam-offical

Poly partners: @lilith-offical @sappho-offical @eden-snake-offical @knights-templar-offical

My children: @cain-official @abel-official @seth-offical @giant-isopod-overlord @small-victorian-child-offical @holyspiritoffical @evil-bread-offical @polites-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical @dalek-empire-offical

(This is in no way meant to be offensive to any Christians out there, I've just seen so many gimmick blogs so I wanted to give that a try lol. I'm super interested in Eden but that doesn't mean I'm super educated on it so this is just for fun.)

My tags are evereblogs, evespeaks, familytalk, evetags, and evesocs

[queerpersonwhodosentknow]

holy fuck. please people spread the word.

moot- @pansexual-frog-offical

and some blogs im following- @satan-offical @pukicho @laciffo-natas @sapphic-offical @homosexuality-offical

[narinder-offical]

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

@len-the-antagonist @7-eleven-offical @did-someone-say-divorce @unstable-bird @life-wife-stealer-gen @chickfila-offical @ena-the-eepy @satan-offical @pukicho @pokemonheritageposts @pokemon

[unstable-bird]

PLS SPREAD AWARENESS OF THIS

@dying-pen-offical @satan-offical plus @narinder-offical’s tags

[dying-pen-offical]

Woah WHAT the FFUUU—*gets run over*

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @amnesia-offical @death-offical @grisha-offical @da-police-offical @britishtea-again @transmasc-offical @genderqueer-offical @unlabelled-offical @unshipper-offical @confused-cookie-blog @toaster-waffle-offical @satan-offical (sorry for tagging you again) @star-offical @evilpineapple-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @herobrine-offical @somebody-offical uhm random people go!!!!

[britishtea-again]

this genuinely pisses me off

I get some people in this world are homophobic but do they really have to go this far but disrespecting their rights? OUR AMERICAN DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE STATES, FUCKING STATES, that EVERY yes EVERY SINGLE PERSON STANDING ON AMERICAN SOIL, must be treated with equality, additionally being provided with inalienable rights. This applies to trans people too. They are human, not an object to be throwing and putting labels on.

Why do the conservatives have to deny every queer thing? Like come fucking on, I get it that majority of you are respecting your religion but do you know the phrase “be yourself?” If a person isnt what they believe they are, let them modify into someone they think is them. God fucking dammit give me a break

uhm tags…?

@nefariouslittleschemer @paranoia-offical @s0l4rb4llsf4n @mtx-art @da-police-offical @moonjellyfisho @laciffo-natas @satan-offical (sorry again to u satan 😭) @no-one-offical @heterosexuality-official

[snurphlee]

please please please at least reblog this even if you don't live in the us!! i am so fucking pissed that this is happening as a trans teen. not only will it make it harder to be accepted in my red state of texas, it will put a target on my head even if my parents give permission for me to be marked as male. genuinely fuck the government.

@theloverislost @dandelion-cryptid @extra-extra-unhinged @youllstealannuduh @burnininhell @xxmichaelplayer1xx @gaysfordionysus @sunnfl0w3rr @b33brained @newsiesiswhyimhere @iheartgaymusicals @whimsy-creature @a-literal-tornado @newsiesforever1899 @specss-missing-shoe @frankenspade @crunchie-morris @viscupcakecait @crunchie-morris @eldest-daughter-syndrome @crazymadeline @atthispointeverythingischaos @daisygaiaz

[silly-blue-gosling]

keep trans kids safe

spread the word, even if you dont live in the U.S.

@boatemholes @itshamwich @aroace-ryland-grace @mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles @liamthesnail @echora-aura @spenchag @originalsphererook @twohourstoolong @llamasocks-lou @lessthcn3 @dino-the-raptor @bl00dlungs @theenickknack @thefourthnorn @xergogyl @xiomara-voidtree25

[echora-aura]

“If all you old men were hares on the mountain / how many young girls would take guns and go huntin’?” (Magnanimity by Rabbitology)

I saw this earlier this week. God I’m so tired of this goddamn administration. Keep trans kids alive and creeps away from our fucking bodies.

Tagging mutuals as always, thank you @silly-blue-gosling for the tag

@liamthesnail @sir-froggs @swagerly @lynx-of-clouds (Ik the rule but I’m breaking it bc this is important ^^) @hyperfixatedmythosgirl @stankycheez @ruginabug @buymyfinepies @randomperson3071 @crypticraccoon96 @m0thwithaflashlight @kounelisbrunch @sothis39

@hashediedyet pls make a post abt this if you can 🩵

[hashediedyet]

an important distinction is that this bill appears to apply to elementary and middle school aged students only. Still important!

[nowheresamsaucex]

I SUMMON THE OFFICIALVERSE

@nixon-official @holyspiritoffical @elvis-official-strikes-back @charlie-kirk-official @kurtcobain4real @communist-elvis-offical @sigismund-schlomo-freud @massachusetts-official @spiderman-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @official--eve @adam--official @helen-of-troy-offical @ravenlynclemens @obama-official @sexyronaldreagan-official @jamesdean-official

[badboynixon]

Is this safe space? 🥺🥺

Does anyone else enjoy slurping up period blood like it's V8 juice?

[official--eve]

I often think that Mary should've gotten an abortion but I don't actually know why this is an opinion I have I just know I would've driven her to planned parenthood and helped her get that God baby OUT but like it's her decision and if she wants to raise her baby as a lamb to the slaughter that is definitely a decision

[official--eve]

Must you leave me here as well? Or only the other person?

Sorry but the breakdancing time loop torture chamber can only hold one damned soul at a time or else it just becomes a forever dance party

[official--eve]

I leave you in there so you're stuck in an infinite breakdancing time loop that you can never escape

[official--eve]

hey just so you know: ten thousand curses

God?

[thephantomoffical]

OOC

Hi, I don’t like making posts OOC because this is very much an escapist account, however I have been very stressed out lately and considering following one of my biggest dreams just to see if I could possibly make a little extra cash to help myself out as I am thousands of dollars in debt from college and have financially (and emotionally ig, but that’s besides the point) abusive parents. I have wanted to try YouTube my entire life (I have three other jobs right now, it would seriously just be a mildly lucrative (or even just fun????) hobby) and was thinking about making some video essays as I re-watch Danny Phantom.

Basically, all I’m asking from you guys is to answer this poll of which video title you might be interested in watching, ONLY based on season 1 so far (I would be super willing to continue the theories as I watch more and more, but I don’t want to make the scope too broad yet).

Video Titles:

Danny Phantom is SO Much Scarier Than You Remember

The Jack Fenton Situation is Crazy

What Really Happened to Danny Fenton?

I Re-Watched Season 1 of Danny Phantom So You Don’t Have To

All of the above

Voting ended onApr 1

Thanks in advance to anyone who answers this poll, and though I don’t love to do this, I am now going to tag a bunch of officals to maybe see if they’d amplify this post a little bit. Again, I don’t want anything, just wanna know if anyone is interested—I could be god awful at making videos anyway so who knows.

(Tags below cut)

@satan-offical @grim-reaper-offical @the-pope-offical @doomedyaoioffical @doomed-yuri-offical @official--eve @sappho-offical @sunday-offical @normal-offical @evil-bread-offical @eddie-munson-offical @max-mayfield-offical @asbestos-official @zoro-offical @gaslight-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @sphere-official @queer-offical @homosexuality-offical (don’t feel pressure to repost or anything guys, I feel and even asking lmaooooo)

love you all, going back to being Mr. Phantom now, peace <3

[official--eve]

It's crazy to me how hate rallies people together more than love

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

I think we should do another blackout like we did with shapes.inc but for the new update

Does anyone know any large blogs I can tag in this? I'll edit this to tag who I can remember and who I'm reminded of. If anyone would like to be removed as well, please let me know and I will. Refer to the original post when reblogging as well.

I think this time we should do it on the 18th, and make it last 48 hours.

@not-offical-offical tagging you so you can tag the siblings, I'd tag them but then I wouldn't have enough tag space for larger blogs.

@laciffo-natas @satan-offical

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

100% down. this suuuccckkkksssssss

time to do what i do best:)

@adam--official @official--eve @archangel-raziel-offical @archangel-jeremiel-offical @archangel-michael-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-raphael-offical

[official--eve]

@sappho-offical

[official--eve]

your drag queen name would be Lady Boner. Because you were made from my I mean Adam's rib and also are super duper beautiful and hot. This is not your husband speaking. You would have like bone earrings and bone themed jewelry and stuff. It would be kickass

This is NOT @adam--official this is not your husband. He thinks about his wife in drag a normal amount. Goodbye

You've given me a lot to think about Definitely Not Adam. Maybe I should finally start doing drag. I have the perfect persona now at least. Thank you so much for this new hobby Definitely Not Adam

[fempreg-offical-polls]

Get That Woman Impregnating Round Three Poll Seventeen

Who deserves to go around impregnating?

Falin Touden- Dungeon Meshi

Eve- The Bible

Voting ended onMar 4

Falin Touden

"honestly…. its mainly just vibes ?"

"AHhhhhhh I NEED chimera Falin to do some monsterfuckery breeding business STAT. Marcille, get ready sweetheart."

Eve

"The first woman should be able to get people pregnant"

[frank-n-furter-offical]

@eve-offical @official--eve

[official--eve]

AND THEY'RE RIGHT I SHOULD

[seth--offical]

I'm sething it I'm sething it I'm sething it I'm sething it I'm sething it

[official--eve]

Maybe you should try showering it next, sweetie

[breadcrumb-offical]

Ahem ahem

Should the Officalverse be leaderless

Yes

YES YES ABSOLUTELY I WANT IT TO BE LEADERLESS FOREVER FUCK THE GOVERNMENT

No

HELL NO!!!!! THE OFFICALVERSE SHOULD HAVE A LEADER FOREVER

Neutral option for my neutrallings

idgaf

wtf is an officalverse???

Voting ended onMar 6

This is just an experiment but do be honest

[satan-offical]

Ough:(

[laciffo-natas]

I voted in honor of your leadership idk what they're doing

[adam--official]

She kindaaa convinced my wife to eat the evil fruit, sorry Satan but I voted anarchy :-(

[official--eve]

I'm always down for anarchy and fucking over Satan! Good job babe

[the-archangel-gabriel-offical]

heeeyyyy</3

sooo the original blog got termed for no reason:( trying to get back everything i lost

@satan-offical @adam--official @official--eve @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-raphael-offical @archangel-michael-offical @azazel-the-fifth

[official--eve]

NOOOO that sucks I'm so sorry! I'm glad you're back though even if it's a new account

[archangel-gabriel-offical]

sandhill crane

[official--eve]

No Gabe they're so fucking annoying PLEASE

[official--eve]

opinion on Jesus? He's the GOAT along with God.

Oh yeah we're good friends! He makes the best brunch but I always end up drinking a little too much when I'm around him because who can say no to a free glass of wine?