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How would Bunnyblade fit into a Superhero AU? Would he have like, a small coffee shop and both heroes and villains agree not to fight there?

YEAH ACTUALLY EXACTLY LIKE THAT!

He runs a small coffee shop with a cottagecore aestethic called ‘The Carrot Patch’. They specialize in different coffee and hot chocolate based drinks, and also freshly baked pastries and such. Techno runs it all by himself.

Unbeknownst to Techno, almost all his regulars are superheroes and villains who just absolutely adore Techno and his baking. There’s an unspoken agreement that The Carrot Patch is neutral terrain and no fighting goes on there (though that doesn’t stop passive-aggressive comedy skits from playing out once in a while). They’ll literally be trying to kill each other in the night, and then in the morning they see each other in the coffee shop and it’s like “oh... hey Crowfath- I mean, Philza... uwu”

(And then that trope can happen where a new villain from out of town arrives and targets one of the heroes, noticing they seem quite fond of the adorable coffee shop owner and kidnapping him for leverage. Imagine their surprise when a crowd of about a dozen heroes and villains who are supposed to be at each other’s throats make a temporary truce just to come kick the new guy’s ass and save Techno)

#thoughts #asks #Maybe i'll do a oneshot this idea is VERY adorable #and i love that specific trope A LOT #the carrot patch

Thinking about you again, about your trove of toys, about skin and carrot patches, however many... seeds can fit in one patch

-as always, all else implied 👄