this saved my life during a really boring work thing so I made it a book. Everyone go read the chilliad it’s really good
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this saved my life during a really boring work thing so I made it a book. Everyone go read the chilliad it’s really good
@ofgeography
Posts about the chilliad written by molls ofgeo
ruh-roh.
MANNY (DON’T ANSWER) Hey Just wanted to say I had fun tonight
HELEN did you hear about saff
MANNY (DON’T ANSWER) Yeah I talked to my dad He said he’s looking into a lawyer for her
HELEN oh wow thank you
MANNY (DON’T ANSWER) Of course She’s your friend I’d do anything for you Hel you know that
HELEN manny don’t do this right now ok?
MANNY (DON’T ANSWER) I know You don’t have to say anything back But I never said this stuff when we were together And I should have
HELEN ...are you dying
MANNY (DON’T ANSWER) lol No I’ve been talking to Nestor
HELEN about me?
MANNY (DON’T ANSWER) Yeah. I know hooking up tonight doesn’t mean we’re getting back together or whatever But I just wanted to say that I want to. Get back together. Because I love you. You’re it for me. I know you’re with Alex and I’m not trying to pressure you. I just want you to know. And I’m going to be better about all the stuff I didn’t do before Like talking and stuff
HELEN talking about what?
MANNY (DON’T ANSWER) You What you want, what you’re doing Nestor says some people’s love language is talk We can do that even if we’re not together I’ll even be chill abt Alex if you need to talk to someone about him
HELEN omfg ok well thanks prob not going to talk about my weird emo child bride with you but the offer is appreciated
MANNY (DON’T ANSWER) lolllll Ok Cool
HELEN cool well... lmk what your dad says
MANNY (DON’T ANSWER) Yeah I will Also just to be clear if you DO want to hook up on the DL again I am also available for that
HELEN go away loser
HELEN ♥️
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Yesterday I was drawing the images for a comic concept I had in the iliad college AU and somehow the only good frame in the entire thing (I had been awake for 72 hours and not showered for 53 of them) was Agamemnon saying, 'did I say at ANY point that I've never sucked a dick before, Ody?"
i am not usually a fan of retelling the trojan war as a goofy little fun time.
i do, however, love the chilliad by molly ofgeography. which dares to ask the question, what if the trojan war was a prank war between two frat houses and the stakes were low but very, very funny? and what if odysseus and penelope and hector and paris and helen all had characterization i enjoyed?
because i do like the chilliad and do like being rewarded for liking things, i'm dropping this here. subscribe from my referral link and i get rewards and maybe someday we both get to read the secret end of the story where odysseus is the only person who can match penelope at beer pong.
thank you for your time
It’s too bad the chilliad doesn’t have a fandom; I need somewhere to rant about my fantheories where Molly won’t see them
is this fanart of younger hadesgame achilles and patroclus in a frat AU? is it of AC and PK from @ofgeography‘s the chilliad? the answer to both of these questions, is yes
frat handbook quotes (The Chilliad)
Odysseus: I don't fuckin care man just tell them I said something
Achilles: Babes, the Beach, and Luke Bryan. All Day Every Day.
Ajax: Gender is a construct!!! God Bless Our Veterans
Nestor: Always Set The Washer On Cold Because I KNOW Y'all Aren't Gonna Remember To Separate Out Your Colors
Luke: you wouldn't know it just by talking to him, but Reggie's actually really smart. Like, he can do tip math in his head!
Julie: Luke... Everyone can do tip math in their head. You just double it and then move the decimal point.
Luke: ...holy shit