#the collins

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Yee-haw, y'all and happy Horse Ranch Day! 🐎

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Today at Pemberley, The 19th of March

The infamous barouche box belonging to Lady Catherine de Bourgh rounded the far curve of the road, becoming  visible to the residents of Pemberley. The Darcy’s and much of the staff were lined up by the front door, waiting to welcome their guests.

Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy commented on seeing the carriage, “Rather bold to travel in a conveyance with a collapsable roof, considering the weather is only beginning to warm up. Doesn’t the carriage look smart though.”

Mr. Darcy only replied, “This was by your demand, if you’ll recall.”

The barouche box turned into the drive, slowing in imminent expectation of stopping. Before the wheels had fully come to a halt, the door flew open. 

Miss Georgiana Darcy let out an undignified squeak of surprise and perhaps fear.

A footman sprinted to the door to offer a hand for Lady Catherine as she volleyed herself from the carriage.

“Nephew,” she barked, “You will show me to my rooms.”

Mr. Darcy dutifully went to offer her his arm.

Miss Anne de Bourgh exited the carriage next, with considerably less fanfare than her mother. Miss Georgiana Darcy went to her. The two cousins exchange quiet words of polite greeting.

The Collins exited the vehicle last. Mr. Collins’s greeting included so much praise to his patroness that it left little room in the conversation for anything else. He offered one arm each to his wife, Mrs. Charlotte Collins and to Mrs. Darcy.

However, Mrs. Collins gently suggested, “Perhaps you can walk ahead, leaving Eliza and I to follow.”

“Of course, of course! You must have the delicate feminine conversations intrinsic to your sex.”

Mrs. Darcy smiled broadly as she took her friend’s hand. “Welcome to Pemberley. I’m afraid that I must demand you love it as much as I do.”

Previous days at Pemberley here

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It’s finally time I actually post about these guys. But meet The Collins! I’ve changed a lot about them in the past year so I might as well (lore below)

Anyways this takes place during season 7, so basically another year has passed. Back then, both Holly and Wally suffered from immense alcohol addiction but are now finally recovering and healing from it due to therapy and all that.

Holly is the mother of Molly Collins and is also the wife of Wally Collins. She’s an astronomer now instead of a scientist. She previously worked as town council but she hated it and everyone else involved there. But now, she has actual friends now instead of it just being her husband. She’s slowly building back her relationship with her daughter and her husband separately. If only she could reunite with her ex-best friend.

Wally is the father of Molly Collins and the husband of Holly. He works as a barista in a local coffee shop that isn’t connected to Chanax. In which his previous job was Chanax but things happened and he quit. He also has a twin brother named Simon in which he hates with all his being. As of now, he has a feeling that he might be a transwoman but he’s keeping that to himself. He feels gulity for feeling this way since he feels like people will see him as “weird”. However he can’t quite help but feel jealous when he sees a particular pink rabbit.

Simon Collins: Molly’s uncle and also Wally’s brother. He’s a very successful rich businessman and influencer. Unlike his brother, he doesn’t really care about what people want or feel towards him. He only really cares about the money and nobody else. He is also a number one misogynist.

Robo-Servant: Simon’s number one invention. Simon bought these guys from the awesome store and basically implemented his own code that made them do whatever he says. They have no feelings! If you do buy these guys keep in mind that they might switch up on you (not evilly) but they will make fun of you. Word goes around that these guys might be the Bobert System’s next competitor

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to the Asylum (x)

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I imagine Jacqueline mentoring Jacques like:

- use people as post horses!

-behind every great fortune lies a forgotten crime!

-always read the classics in their original languages!

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The Reids | The Collins | The Sherwoods | The Whispers | The Funderberkers | | The Woodpeckers |

OTGW The Ritual - Families: The Collins

Formed by Sara, his brother Wilson, their parents Oscar and Dalia, and her paternal grandmother Asali. Both Oscar and Dalia are mathematicians (they fell in love at college): Oscar works as a teacher at the local institute, and teaches in the course of Sara, Jason, and Wirt, while Dalia was hired by NASA and is a permanent mathematician. Because of this last, Dalia is out most of the year and does not see her family as much as she'd want, at least not physically. Sara is the most concerned about distance, but she adapts. Wilson is her older brother, who continuously bothers and loves her a lot; He is the captain of the local ballet team. Grandma Asali is a quiet old woman, but she usually talks to release a couple of curses or give good advice to her family, or both. On Thursdays, she plays bingo with Mrs. Daniels.

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Kinsley Collins; 7:32 PM

i loved spending tonight editing this beauty! brindleton bay is the most beautiful world to explore. 

~ maddie

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It’s been a while, so it’s way past time we catch up with the boys in San Sequoia!