Random idea I wanted to throw your way, imagine texting one of the busier cybertronians an image of you pouring high grade from your lower stomach down your modesty plating with the caption ‘come lick it up’ and watch who goes feral
That is all
"Racy" GN BOT Reader x Tracks, Starscream, Astrotrain, Skyfire, The Constructicons, Ratchet
Summary: Sending your conjunx a charge starting image while they’re busy at work.
G1 character(s): Tracks, Starscream, Astrotrain, Skyfire, The Constructicons, Ratchet
Genre/Theme: Mature but not explicit, Riling up your significant other
Warnings: MDNI🔞, Getting man handled by your significant other.
Pronouns: You, Your, Yours
Notes: No war au! Cybertronian reader, Rating based on who gets to your habsuite the fastest/smoothest.
Tracks is in the middle of trying to put the second layer of new paint on a bot when you message him. Tracks finishes the area he's coating before letting himself open whatever image you'd sent him and- he pauses again and finds himself taking in the provocative teasing sight you'd sent him. His array is slowly trying to become active while staring at the naughty position you'd decided to pose yourself, in an obvious attempt to get him riled up. The caption only makes Tracks click his glossia audibly at the sight.
Tracks is exactly the type of diva who immediately cancels every other appointment he has for the day and works through his current client with a purpose. That purpose? He's suddenly got much more important matters to attend to than detail and paint work! He makes sure his work on his current client is perfect before shoo'ing them out of his work shop while muttering care tips for their new perfect coat. And he reorganizes his tomorrow schedule to squeeze in who he canceled on today while on his drive to your habsuite.
Once Tracks is there he's finding wherever you are (if you do move from your original spot he is a touch upset.) And without a hello, Tracks is getting between your thighs and he's pulling your frame so he can get between them properly. Luckily, there's still high grade all over your frame and modesty panel so Tracks doesn't dilly dally and gets to cleaning your paint (yes, with his glossia). Honestly you were too much-! Making him come over to clean your paint for you like this? Didn't you know high grade when left on paint for long periods of time can lead to possible paint fade?! He's pausing between his glossia dragging on your panel to scold you for your obviously absurd blunder. But he does his dill diligence to clean everything off of you even when he's berating you for being his stupid Conjunx.
9/10 Tracks is a brat but he's your brat. He is the fastest one to get to you here and down to business with the least mayhem left behind him.
Starscream is reading over work in the laboratory when you send him something on his com. He opens the image of whatever it is to glance even though he's in the middle of a paragraph. Because busy schedule be sparkdamned, you were much more important than some silly- Starscream’s optics widen and he freezes exactly in his place and stares at you. And your panel... and the high grade all over- the caption causes his wings to flick.
Starscream’s also the type to immediately get up, other responsibilities be sparkdamned! But then he's reminded that he will not have time for some of his experiment tomorrow if he doesn't get through his today work load. Oh, he is irate. You know. You know he's busy, and you- no matter. Starscream’s lazy attitude is gone and he slams through just what he absolutely needs to get done today. Before rushing out of the laboratory and transforming. Definitely possibly breaks air traffic laws, to get to your habsuite faster than he would otherwise.
Starscream rushes into your habsuite and speed walks while calling out your designation to find you again- when he does finally find you Starscream smiles soft. And then Starscream genuinely smiles- sharp. And he grabs you by your thighs no matter where you're at and gets between them as soon as he can. Honestly sending an image like that to him! You still have high grade all over your lower chassis and modesty panel. Starscream rightfully scolds you before he lets himself taste your panel- the taste of high grade accompanying it. His digits firm, allowing zero chance of you escaping him and pulling away what he rightfully deserved. What would you do without him-?! Huh? Sit there with high grade wasted on your own armor?! Disgraceful- utterly disgraceful. You're lucky he actually cares about you. And double so that you have such an attentive conjunx- truly Starscream spoils you.
8/10 it's Starscream. He gets there slower than Tracks and might leave some loose ends via speeding to get to your habsuite faster, but at least he doesn't get caught.
Astrotrain’s doing cargo delivery with a busy day. It's mostly all cargo transports so at least he doesn't have to worry about anybody trying to complain about him being a "poor host" or some slag. He's flying when he gets a message from you. It's an image so he ends up waiting till he's back on the ground to unload to look- Astrotrain stops in the middle of opening his side door at the sight of you. You with high grade spilled all over your front and closed array- The caption makes his train engine rumble.
Astrotrain is reminded where he is when the mechs supposed to unload their delivery knock on his shuttle door. Slag-! His servos are tied! Astrotrain blasts off after everything is accounted for and picks up speed. Maybe he breaks air traffic laws while trying to finish his rounds as quick as possible. (And maybe he gets a ticket.) Not important. Astrotrain is supposed to unload the last delivery himself as a drop off. Since its not breakable slag, he tilts and just dumps it all onto the ground where he's supposed to leave it and he's fragging gone in a klick.
He stomps into your habsuite because of the slag he had to get through after you sent that to him. Another who mech handles you when he first catches sight of you, but probably more so since Astrotrain’s big enough he's gonna be able to pick you up easy. Even if you happen to be larger since shuttles are build to handle heavy loads. He'll carry you and toss you onto your berth. Before he's forcibly dragging your pelvis up by your hips into the air for easier access. Doesn't matter if you happen to be small enough he ends up making you completely air born- You knew what that slag would do to him-! The high grades starting to get sticky from how long it was sitting on your armor. You fragging- you weren't moving until he got every trace of this mess off your panel-!
7/10 The ticket is a point of contention but Astrotrain does his job as fast as he can and does get to your habsuite quickly regardless.
Skyfire had just gotten back from a short interstellar supply mission he had. The bots were polite thankfully about the cargo delivery and the trip went off without a hitch. Skyfire checks his com when he feels himself get a message from you. He was still stuck orbiting the atmosphere waiting for landing clearance. The image makes him balk and then his fans to turn on when he reads the caption. His cruel conjunx! It's not his fault he's stuck out here! He can't make them hurry any faster! Skyfire huffs and can feel his array stir in interest while staring at the teasing photo.
He's suffering but Skyfire can only urge them to hurry without seeming unreasonable when he cannot also give them a reason why he needs to be done sooner than later. Skyfire can't rush them but when he gets landing clearance he lands in a jog- shouts his status to the pit stop crew and also messages them his internal readings. He transforms again and blasts off when he gets back to where he's allowed to fly in the city. Skyfire flies as quickly as he can without breaking air traffic laws- he wouldn't allow himself to get a ticket! (Also because getting a ticket would make him even later then he already was!)
Skyfire has to catch his vents by the time he lands in front of your habsuite. But he enters and he ends up seeing you almost as soon as he does. Skyfire will get on his knees where you're sitting and rest his cheek against your inner thigh. And look up at you with his optic ridge worried. The high grade is still on your modesty panel but it's mostly dry at this point. Love- why- why did you decide to make him suffer while on his work shift? Did you feel like he'd been neglecting you that badly? Skyfire's servos find your thighs and he drags you towards the edge of your seat. It was- well, it was still possible to clean it off like you'd asked. Even if it might take longer when it was like this...
6/10 Doesn't break air traffic laws like the above two but it's also why he takes so long to get back in the first place. Gets an extra point for being cute.
Another day another cycle working on architecture on cybertron. It was an all servos on deck situation with The Constructicons. Every single one of them was focused on point as Scrapper chimed in between his own work to direct the rest of the team when he needed to. Then all pit breaks loose when Scavenger yelped loudly. Long Haul and Hook turned towards the sound, one to scold, the other to insult about having to fix damage at a time like this. Then they all get to watch Scavenger make a break for it- Actually try and ditch them on shift! Bonecrusher grabbed him before he could run off and Scavenger just shouts your designation while still trying to escape.
They all freeze before checking their coms- Multiple of them curse and Mixmaster whistled. Scrapper stepped forward immediately knowing everyone would scatter as soon as they realized what they were looking at. And what your text said. Promiscuous ( and very attractive) Conjunx aside- They still had a job to do. And they had a lot of ground to cover. Scrapper warns there isn’t going to be any sloppy work but that also didn’t mean they couldn’t also put petal to the metal and work on crunch time. It is a labor- filled with cursing, a few injuries, grime, and a lot of scuffed paint. But they finish their job in record time with no corners cut.
They don’t even stop to wash (much to Hook’s grievances but he’s not letting the rest of them get to you without him!). And they almost take down your door when they shove themselves into your habsuite. It takes them three nano-klicks to realize you're not in the main lounge.The sound of solvent running tells them you’re in your wash rack. You jump and stare at Mixmaster who manged to squeeze himself in first through the wash rack door. Only to end up rushed by all six of your riled up significant others. And they definitely don’t all fit in your wash rack with you but they’re crowding you regardless. Not hesitating to get under the solvent with you and start getting grabby. You’re getting scolded, groped, and grabbed from multiple sides-! Solvent slipping between you all while they show you exactly how much they enjoyed the little photo you’d sent them.
6/10 Even later than Skyfire but they leave no ends untied and also are thorough with treating you right and cleaning you up at the end of it all.
Ratchet is in the middle of doing his rounds for everyone in his unit, having to pick up slack for one of the newer medic assistants because they had to call out due to an emergency. You send him something on his com but only two messages, so Ratchet assumes it isn't an emergency and continues on. He only checks it when he has the time- when he goes on break. He's stops in the middle of raising his energon cube up to his derma at the sight of the high grade spilled down your front. Ratchet’s derma set firm at the caption.
He vents long and deliberately while running through his options. And unfortunately he was stuck. Especially with the shift he was covering while still doing his own. So he buries down the charge trying to circle under his panel. With that he goes back to his work- running through thoughts and the sight of you like that. Ratchet does make sure to stay on his work load and to clean as he goes to help limit how long he'd really be staying. He gets an idea halfway through his shift and he follows through with it after finally finishing his shift and before heading to your habsuite.
You're in your berth by the time Ratchet let's himself in. You're not in recharge thankfully reading something on your data pad, so he announces himself and climbs in after you. You half shift like you were going to make room for him but Ratchet grabs you firm and drags your frame closer instead. He’s kneeling over you before long and he unsubspaces the bottle of high grade he bought- pops it open and flips it upside down- Unceremoniously pouring it out and utterly drenching the front of your frame. When about half is left in the bottle Ratchet stops and flips the bottle right side up and brings it to his derma. Chugging the other half of the bottle till its empty and subspacing it after. Ratchet laughs and finally speaks then. He apologizes about the wait but he had the thought in his mind since you sent those messages to him. And that he plans to follow through with the stupid little perverted idea you put in his processor no matter what.
5/10 Is one, if not the latest any bot could possibly be in this scenario. But Ratchet gets major points for the smoothest damage control he could do in this situation.
Divider credits @/enchanthings, @/cafekitsune, @/diviniyae














