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Chapter Two: Families

Aaaand we’re back at it again with some Headcanons about the ALF! This time: Their Families. Do they have Family? How many siblings do they have? Do they love their Parents? Questions upon Questions and we’re gonna answer them!

If you’re suprised by the sudden middle names, don’t worry, we were too. But they just had to get out.

We’ll start with the least angsty Family (’cause we sure love our Angst).

1. The Dawsons

The Dawsons consist of David and Susan Dawson, and their kids Nathaniel Benjamin and Holly Elizabeth Dawson

They live in Australia (except Blond ofc)

Papa Dawson basically has a tough as hell exterior but is a teddy bear on the inside

He’s just not that open emotionally

But he’s a super chill Dad and very supportive

He rarely gets angry, only when somebody gets hurt and even then he’s mostly worried

He and Susan both love Silver to bits

Little Holly on the other hand doesn’t like him at first

She’s wary of Silver because Blond’s former Boyfriend was a Douchebag and she’s afraid Silver will take Blond away from her

But that changed pretty soon (she still tried to fight Silver tho)

She’s about 12 when Platinum happens, which means she’s 15 atm

She was a late arrival, Blond was already 12 when Susan got pregnant again

The ALF are like older Siblings to her (not that Blond’s not an awesome big Brother already)

Jay and Red are her favourites

Jay is ‘Uncle Jay’ (Kids tend to like him in general, but he doesn’t know why) Red says it’s because he’s a kid when he’s not in business mode

At one point Holly tried to convince Red to dye her hair so it’s fun like hers but Susan and David are against it

So Jay gets her a blue wig, she nearly always wears

And Red manages to ‘dye’ her hair with hair chalk so it can be washed out again

Whenever the Dawson’s visit Red takes Holly to go find clothes to rock out in

She also buys her an insane amount of hair accessories

(The ALF is shook because she’s so good with kids but she just jokes that she has to deal with Actual-Child Silver 24/7)

Susan Dawson is the ultimate Mum and an actual Angel

As a kid, she was the kind of person who would surprise newly moved in people with home made cake

As an adult, she moved onto being on the welcoming committe (even though people joke that she is the welcoming committe)

And somehow, she knows the birthday of everyone in town and never fails to visit without a small gift or their favourite food

She is a Blessing

The worst thing that ever happened to Blond is a broken leg because Mama Dawson protecc

And she also attac if needed (but then you should be scared for your life)

Blond broke his leg because he fell out of a tree but as soon as Susan saw him crying she was like: “WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL”

Not only does she accept Blond for being queer, no one actually dares to give him shit for it because Mama Dawson’s wrath is scary

Susan is also loved by all the kids in Blond’s school

She’s known as Mum

Because she cares for everyone, especially the kids

She always gives them rides and they know that if they ever have a problem, they can always crash at the Dawson’s place

One kid jokes about the fact that he doesn’t have a mother anymore and Susan looks them dead in the eyes and offers to always be available if they ever need a mother

One time, Blond comes home from after school and there’s just a bunch of his classmates hanging out with Susan because the Dawson’s home is like a safe haven for them, where they can escape their problems for a bit while Susan bakes them cookies

Which is one of the many reasons why everyone in town loves the Dawson’s

When Hollie was born, her baby shower was huge

In fact, it’s the biggest baby shower the town has ever seen and all stores with kid products offer Susan discounts

And tbh, Susan is such a goddess, it’s understandable

Those were our Headcanons about Blond’s Family! What do you think? Do you like them? If there are any questions, just ask! And don’t worry, the Dawsons (especially Susan) will appear again in other posts.

As to the other Families......

TBC

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