Who would partake of the devil's lettuce and why?
* Zack, so he can actually enter the mortal time plane. On weed, he can actually think a thought before it becomes words out of his mouth.
* Sephiroth, accidentally at first, then religiously after, to escape the horrors.
* Genesis, to enhance the artistic experience of watching Muppets Loveless for the 87th time. Usually, he prefers fungi, but he found a blunt in the couch cushions.
* Cloud, because someone dared him to.
* Angeal, never! Never ever ever! He has dreams! He has honor! He is an upstanding citizen! These brownies are delicious, by the way, he's had three.
* Kunsel, for the lols.
* Lazard, because he needs it in a medicinal, therapeutic dose. For handling the board. His SOLDIERs just enhance the fun as a nice bonus.
* Roche, for the lols.
* Aerith is a gardener.
* Tifa, as a homeopathic remedy for aches and pains.
* Cid, because he mistook it for a cigarette.
* Barret, accidentally. The brownies really are delicious, but it's the most zen he's ever felt.
* Vincent is too scared it will unleash the beasts, but it actually turns his beasts into giant friendly puppies who just want belly rubs.
* Yuffie keeps trying, but is constantly thwarted through increasingly unlikely coincidences.
* Nanaki, recreationally.
