Salty, alternative, unreal

formerly salternateunreality before Tumblr drama, still Salty about that...teehee...Puns, FF7, stuff I like, animal gifs

[salternateunreality2]

Hi this is Actually Salty

I used to be salternateunreality, but shenanigans, woe, misery, and now I am salternateunreality2.

Call me Salty (they/them). I mostly post about FF7, but also miscellaneous fandoms, causes, and animals when the mood strikes.

I started this blog to support my AO3 ramblings, which can be found here:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

If you're looking for a particular post that I wrote and you can't find it because t*wblr search is a hot mess, you're in luck because most of them get saved here. If they're not there, they might be standalone fics or lost to the ether. Good luck.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[kristinasmi]

[vanknowledge]

[harushi22]

FF7リメイクをプレイし始め、恋に落ちました…

[venuspenalty]

how I imagine Vincent and Cid's synergy ability in part 3

[venuspenalty]

beast tamer

[tocoink]

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[seilidare]

I achieved my dream of commissionning @ylceon (one of my favorite artists) to draw aerti! ❤️❤️❤️ thank you so much again!!!

[venuspenalty]

important tomo update!!! Cid and Vin finally got married a couple of days ago and today they made a baby 😭😭

I'm so proud of his first words 😭😭

his name is Falken which is a name I stole from the Tales series. ngl I don't really see either of them as parents (aside from their daughter Yuffie), but if they had a kid I like the name Falken.

he had a bowl cut originally which looked really cursed so I gave him a ponytail instead. he seems to be a huge nerd and now that I think about it that makes a lot of sense with these two.

completely different topic, but I gave a bunch of my miis street dancing and it's the best thing ever

[venuspenalty]

when the drawing is turning out better than you thought it would 😭😭😭

[dashingapostate]

Airport security dog decides to take a tail chasing break

[venuspenalty]

it's dangerous to go alone. take this.

[c0nspireagainstthe0dds]

I still stand by my headcanon that Genesis is like... 5'10" or maybe shorter. The 6'2" height definitely comes from his heels/boots. This guy has short (relatively speaking) king energy.

[75schiro]

OLD MAN YAOI LETS GO

[viny-kun]

Who needs a parachute when you have a cape?

[venuspenalty]

grocery shopping