#the doc rambles

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Doctor! My wife says the lead paint in our house is killing her, what shall I do?

Add more lead.

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What kind of concoctions do you sell?

the fun kind!

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hello! where can i get plague doctor training?

hell.

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Do you perhaps sell potions?

I have money if you do..

I am no alchemist; but I do hold concoctions.

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Doctor! My friend apparently caught the sickness going around! What shall I do? :<

dig an adequate grave.

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bro I forgot you existed I missed this blog

why thank you!

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it has come to my attention that I have been inactive on this blog

send your asks in now, while I’m in the office.

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how to deal with period cramps?

Heating pad, rest, ice cream, bad romcoms.