The doctor’s in…

Go on. I don't have all day now. Inform me of your medtroubles and I shall do my best to cure you.

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

hello, patients.

it’s lovely to meet each and every one of you. Now, I’m a rather busy doctor, so please be upfront about what type of treatment you require. my name? That’s private information. Please, just call me doctor. information about myself? Well, I am a traveling doctor. My goal in life is to cure the black plague, but for now I’ll settle for treating infections and broken ribs. well? What are you waiting for? Go ahead. After all, my office door is wide open. Gapping, even. Like a chest cavity!

(mod information: Hi! I’m the mod incharge of this here blog. My main is @yourfavoritecuntist . This is my first real ask blog! I love plague doctors and decided “might as well.”)

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

how to deal with period cramps?

Heating pad, rest, ice cream, bad romcoms.

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

I think I scraped my knee a bit. What's the treatment and how much do I pay?

a scarped knee? I’m a doctor, not a father.

[ithelpstodream]

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

so is Victory

[ashermajestywishes]

LOVE TRIANGLE

[bsparrow]

Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)

[justrollinon]

This must be why the Trump administration hates them all 

[acciowine]

The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.

[krustybunny-deactivated20221129]

I’ve never reblogged anything so quick

[spectrometon]

The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world

[quentineliot]

Rb for that art doe

[identicaltwinhalfbrother]

Dignity here to join the girl posse.

[brainwad]

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

[becomeunsolved]

reblogging for the second time

[athelind]

ALWAYS REBLOG

[cydonianlady]

Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.

[thenightling]

Dignity is rare on this site. 

[amkrii]

Sanity is even rarer but sadly she doesnt have a statue.

[strengthins0lidarity]

Things make so much more sense.

[som3thingcr3ative]

Me, in the background

*chanting* FUCK EM UP, FUCK EM UP!!!

[deehellcat]

re-reblogging because sadly it’s relevant again

[holidayborn]

They will come alive and safe us all, trust.

[twig-the-escaped-cephalopod]

this is amazing

[whyshouldilistentoyou]

PLS SAVE US FROM TRUMP YOU BEAUTIFUL SWANS, GEESE, AND OTHERS

[sillynamelessguy]

this image will always be relevant as long as anyone who voted for tr*mp still walks this earth

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

hello! where can i get plague doctor training?

hell.

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

I would like to buy one of your most favorite concoctions. I'm planning a prank on my rival 🧪✨

it’ll give them bone cancer, have fun!

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

What kind of concoctions do you sell?

the fun kind!

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

Do you perhaps sell potions?

I have money if you do..

I am no alchemist; but I do hold concoctions.

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

Scoundrel...I shall come back another time..

-Detective

[just to clarify cuz I forgot to in the other ask I'm not trying to be mean, I'm pretending to be a mean detective ^^]

Have fun, learn lots!

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

I lost my femur do you happen to sell extras

go check my bone collection

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

Thanks for trying to heal my wife!

Currency for your troubles! 💰

oh! I suppose I can do a little more for her… remove the paint, and I’ll redirect her.

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

I find your business to be a shallow respute, Doctor.

-Detective

I find you to be unintelligent in nature, pray thee.

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

it has come to my attention that I have been inactive on this blog

send your asks in now, while I’m in the office.

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

as again

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

more people need to get sick I’m running low on funds, you peasants.

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

Please?

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

Doctor! My wife says the lead paint in our house is killing her, what shall I do?

Add more lead.

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

Doctor! My friend apparently caught the sickness going around! What shall I do? :<

dig an adequate grave.

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

(rich snarky person voice)

I appear to have caught the sickness, what is your advice doctor? Is it curable?

I'm quite the generous patient if you've got the eye for coin ^^

death. I must devour, you, as you are wealthy,I believe in the sentiment of “eating the rich.”

[plaguedoctorshenanigans]

Which Bone is your favourite?

Ribcage. There’s so many ribs, thou never run out!