#the douchebag

[thetime-travellingbriefcase]

I must be late, but....

Rodimus said bitch I’m happier than I should be

[silverysongs]

[({great comet aesthetics})]

anatole kuragin;

hot.

“all I care for is gaiety and women and there’s no dishonor in that–!”

( x x x x x x x x x )

[arishokk]

Current mood is my coworker choking on a muffin because funhaus photoshopped a picture of jesus with an alien head spitting acid on the cross

[valiendomother]

yesterday my bf came home and made a joke about bringing me a candy gift, but it was a lie

so i was pissed at him

today he came home feeling guilty and brought me a chocolate

good

[tinymimes]

i found out today that if you search "joey bartlett wildstang" on google there are like three or four links on the first page that are to my personal blog/diary thing. o.O 

should i do anything about this? oh gosh

[lostyournamee]

my dad and i got in a fight so now he's giving me the silent treatment.

my father is 51 years old and he's giving me the silent treatment.

-____-

[islittlefingerdeadyet]

I fucking love this blog. this blog should sit on the iron throne and have songs praising its beauty.

This blog fucking loves you too. 

And would would be happy govern Westeros provided it could confine Littlefinger to the deepest dungeon in the Red Keep. 

With only Ramsay Snow for company. 

Also a reminder that if you have any fun fics in which Littlefinger dies horribly, or any ideas for that kind of fic, or anything fun you think the followers of this blog would appreciate, the submit box is open! 

[cactusinmyheart]

my prom date and possible boyfriend said that there's 'something seriously wrong with you if you're asexual' and that 'most teenagers don't know if they're gay because their hormones are too crazy so if they come out they aren't serious' 

so i hung up on him

then he texted me 'do you need a tampon because it might help with your period'

so i dumped him. kid's a douchebag. i don't have time for douchebags.