#the flash shitpost

[halloweenchasedawaymydepression]

[emberswonderland]

Len: You wanted a partner that wouldn't care if you got all murdery.

*ten seconds later*

Len: You could lower the temperature of the cell, make him fall asleep. Or, you could kill him and prove what a badass you are.

Barry: *caves immediately*

Me: For real?

[emberswonderland]

Barry: Hi, my name is Barry Allen and I just messed with the timeline. Again.

Everyone: *collective sigh* Hi Barry, stop fucking doing that.