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Corn Carnage... Part IV

(continued from Part I, Part II, and Part III)

Marshmallow: “You will be happy to know that we have filled in the gates and I personally said some prayers over them to make sure no demons are able to get out.”

Mudpie: “Oh um... sorry to tell you, Marshmallow... the horns in the hole was a prank. We dug that hole ourselves, Shady and I.”

Marshmallow: “You... what?” Mudpie: “Yep... there is no gate.”

Their Human: “Well actually... there were gates in the backyard.” Mudpie: “What?”

Their Human: “Don’t worry, I closed them. But... it seems that a minion got stuck on this side of one of the gates...” Marshmallow: “I knew it!”

Mudpie: “A minion? Like the ones that like bananas?” Their Human: “Not quite, little one. I’ve put him in a little cage for safe keeping, just like Terry did in The Gate II.” Marshmallow: “Oh yes, the second half of the documentary! Terry kept a minion in a cage too...”

Marshmallow: “... but it didn’t appreciate it very much.”

Their Human: “Come on, I’ll show you...” Marshmallow: “...”

Marshmallow: “Never did I think I would see this day...”

Mudpie: “Oh wow, a real demon! Hi!” *waves* Minion: *snarls*

Marshmallow: “I... I just can’t believe this!” *leaf sticks straight up, his cloak falls off*

Mudpie: “Marshmallow, you really should clip your cloak to your leaf or something. You’ve been dropping that thing everywhere lately...” Marshmallow: “How can one care about attire at a time like this! We are staring at a primordial minion! A helper of one of the three overlords of the underworld!”

Marshmallow: “Simply extraordinary...” Minion: *growls*

Marshmallow: “Do... do you suppose it eats rootlings?” Their Human: “I highly doubt it.” Mudpie: “Hey, what’s that say?”

Mudpie: “Bellus daemonium...” Marshmallow: “No doubt it means evil or frightening or dastardly monster!” Their Human: “It says ‘cute demon.’ It’s Latin.”

Marshmallow: “Wha-? Cute?!” Their Human: “Yeah... I think he’s pretty cute. Who wants a selfie with the minion?”

Marshmallow: “Why on earth would anyone want to take a selfie with a-” Mudpie: “ME, ME, ME!”

Mudpie: “Demon selfie!” Minion: *snarls*

Marshmallow: “Oh for the gods’ sake!”

[THE END!]

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Joker Live Review: The Gate II

Joker Live Review: The Gate II Check out the first, and possibly only, live review of the sequel to the horror film "The Gate." Why the sequel? Because we didn't have the first one. #TheGate #PamelaAdlonHasACareer #WhoNeedsGirls

Sorry about the lack of pictures. Internet issues. Will edit later today.

Time to do something special. I’m watching this with three of my friends who tend to enjoy watching and mocking bad movies, and I’ll be trying to write this review as we go. If my companions say anything that I feel merits reprinting, they have chosen to be represented as “God of Dyschord (G.o.D.),”“TechnoPaladin (TP),” and…

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GATE II, THE

THE GATE II REVIEWED “The Gate II” only played in 350 theaters in America. Naturally, fans probably saw this on HBO before elsewhere. It’s where I first watched the movie and all I remember is the demonic money turning to shit at the restaurant. Coming back to the film roughly 25 years later shows that it plays a lot shorter than I remember. Also, Pamela Adlon is the love interest in this one.…