#the ghb

[asktheghb]

the bad bitch i pulled by being a fucking clown, a total jester

[birchbow]

the lanky wiry danger beanpole GHB headcanon and the fat beefy bara GHB headcanon should make out. it would fix me

[shjiyemis]

I decided to share it bc thats my guy (Also he's not old here, was experiementing with how may have looked before the title of GHB)

He says "TITS OUT!!!"

[greasergeist]

I don't do shaded pieces often so this may not look the best or the fanciest.. but its a request so I didn't go ham on it

I drew this for my boyfriend that running a DailyErigam account on twitter, it would be cool if you checked it out :]

[disintegore]

ballin

[friendsim-more-like-lovesim]

Can I get GHB with a slightly chubby they/he who's curvy with a small chest? What's he think of them? How would they have met? (Idc what you put for meeting I love all your ideas!!!) 🧃 Anon

i did headcanons for several clowns with a chubby human s/o wayyy back in the day - you can find it here

but i’ll gladly provide some more!

• he wouldn’t care much either way for your chest size, you can be sure he’s gonna grab those bitties regardless of their size. hell, even if you were completely flat-chested, he’d make an effort to grab them

• like a lot of the clowns, quadrant-mates are very important to him, red and/or pale especially, because it is believed that they are gifts sent from the angels of double death to love and care for them

• so of course he would love you no matter what your body type is, but the man can’t deny he likes the extra thickness you’ve got going on. more to grab onto, more to love

• i have probably a million different scenarios as to how you meet the various different homestuck/hiveswap/friendsim characters so i can’t really get into that in one post, but if he finds you intriguing on your first meeting you’re more likely to get to know him better!

• purples/clowns love weirdos, oddities, strange and interesting people. so being an alien is a huge point in your favor to start with.

i’m gonna stop here before i start rambling about clowns and aliens but!! i hope you liked it!

[polygon-draws]

The Grand Highblood: Louisiana swamp AU 

a monochrome clean sketch commission i did for @whispering-rayn . it was super fun to do this piece <3 

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This drawing is commissioned works, please do not use, edit or repost anywhere else.

[friend-me-harder]

“I think I almost got one!”

The only response you get is a deep grunt

You huff and continue to dig through the thick hair as little purple bodies wriggle just out of your grasp.  You can hear as they giggle and honk after scurrying away.  You huff and remind them that this is cutting into their bath time which means they won’t get a story time.

This doesn’t pursued either grub as they continue to purposefully dodge you to bury themselves deeper into their ancestor’s main.

“ARE YOU DONE YET?” The Grand Highblood asks, voice deep and rumbling in his chest.

“I don’t know! What you want me to do?  They won’t hold still and you have too much hair.” you mutter your fingers moving locks aside at rapid speed

“i got just the right amount of hair, heart o mine, an if you hadn’t a said the big bad b word this shit wouldn’t have happened.” 

“Why were they on your head in the first place?” you grouch, pushing aside another large tuft of hair

GHB chuckles beneath you, shaking you with his shoulders where your precariously sitting. “THE LIL FUCKERS LIKE TO FEEL TALL.”  

You groan as you reach and miss Gamzee by a few centimetres. “Well these fuckers are going to get a big BIG time out.” you mutter under your breath.

The Highblodd snorts and takes a hold of your ankles.  “Cover your ears hot tits.” he warns.  Your eyes widen and you quickly shove your fingers in your ears when you feel him taking in a large amount of air.

A moment later GHB lets out and earth shattering roar, shaking the glass in their panes, causing the frames on the walls to rattle and the books that had been standing up to fall.

You shiver at the sheer force of it and slowly lower your hands, the sound of little cries coming from just to your left.  You push aside Grand’s hair and find both Gamzee and Kurloz curled around each other, crying.  When you reach for them they crawl over to you and up your arms, burying their little wet faces on either side of your neck.

“You are all so dramatic.” You mutter giving each grub a few kisses on the tops of their heads.  “Next time we don’t run away, yeah?”you chastise.  The grubs nod and look at you with big tear filled eyes.  With a sigh you pull both of them close to your chest and remove your self from GHB’s shoulders.  

“Bath time for you two, then to bed.” you mutter, running your thumbs along their backs to help them calm down.

“GUNNA BATHE ME TOO?’ GHB asks, with a wink.

You roll your eyes and shake your head, but can’t stop from grinning.  “After they’re asleep I think we can work something out.” You promise.  You give your hips a wiggle before walking out of the room, leaving a whistling highblood behind.