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The goatee is doing something 🤤🤤

#i’m going insane #finn wolfhard #the goatee #omg #he is so beautiful #mads speaks

#trent wearing black #the watch #the goatee #he looks soooo 😋#trent alexander arnold

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#im sorry they are similar #the goatee #the whiny behavior #the black hair and pessimism #dan is better tho #wild kratts #dan vs #wild kratts zach #worm talks

*hears the buzzing of shaver in the bathroom, gets up from my desk and runs in*

“Honey! You’re —“

“Shaving…?”

“It won’t grow back in before the wedding?” *hops up onto counter, because there’s just something about watching your partner shave*

“Nope, it’ll be fine for a few days. Should I trim more off the bottom? Or…” Evil grinning ensues as he waves around the shaver, already knowing exactly how I feel about it. “What would you do if I shaved OFF the goatee?”

“Oh, my GOD, don’t you DARE —“ Keep in mind, haven’t seen this man without some form of goatee/facial hair since we were…hmm…definitely way back in mid-high school. It just compliments his face so well, okay?!

“Don’t worry, I would never get rid of it.” Proceeds to lower shaver, much to my relief. “Especially not for our wedding. I protect the goatee at all costs.”

Eugene Fitzherbert, I just know you’d be proud.

#honey #me & him #wedding things #the goatee #lol is that a tag now?#he genuinely is my own personal Eugene I swear

Chris in Pain Hustlers is going to kill me. I will simply pass away.

(pic via @evanscontent on Twitter)

#the slightly long hair #the goatee #my god I’m going to die #chris evans

broke: adult sokka grew the goatee because he thinks it looks great

woke: toph dared him to grow it but one of the stipulations was that he couldn’t tell anyone and now he’s in Too Deep

bespoke: it’s literally the only facial hair he can grow. it just grows exactly Like That and the rest of his face is baby butt soft. at first everybody kept hiding his razors for shits and giggles but now he’s accidentally started a fire nation style trend because everybody wants to be like the cool water tribe ambassador. katara hates it while toph and aang think it’s fucking hilarious. zuko was mostly indifferent until he accidentally waved at a random guy he thought was sokka and now he can’t look at the goatee without getting flashbacks of intense mortification and having to lay down for a full 45 minutes