Full Beat
Author's note: I don't wear a lot of makeup, so.... yeah. Also, I'm a literal shade 00 in foundation, so I don't think I'd match Shane because he is a little tan, so if you think you'd match his shade. sorry
warnings: cussing
The video starts with Shane sitting in a chair, hair pulled back with a headband, a slight frown on his face. You are standing behind the chair, hands on his shoulders, with a big grin
“Today I am going to be giving Shane a full face of makeup,” you say, clapping your hands with a smile. “He’s excited too; he’s just acting tough.” You pat his shoulder, and he huffs.
“Alright, so first we are going to moisturize.” You hold up the bottle to the camera. “This is actually Shane’s because I don’t let him use mine.” You smile as you put a little into your hands
“Every man for themselves in this household,” Shane mutters, and you sigh as you rub the moisturizer into his face. Shane glares up at you while you stand in front of him
“Fix your face,” you mumble, patting his cheek. “Next is primer; this is the one I use.” You show it to the camera
“It smells,” Shane grumbles, sinking into the seat. You turn to look at him before looking back at the camera
“He’s like a five-year-old, I swear,” you mumble. “So, this is like the same as the moisturizer; we just rub it in,” you hum, standing between Shane's legs as you rub in the primer
“Hey” shane mumbles looking up at you
“Hi,” you sigh, stepping back, making him frown once more
“Now onto the fun part, we can move onto foundation. Now Shane and I obviously are not the same shade, but I did not feel like buying his shade, so he will look a little funny,” you shrug, holding up the bottle and showing the shade number
“You ready, Shane?” you ask as you grab your beauty blender
“No,” he groans, making you laugh
You start adding a few dots along his face before grabbing the beauty blender to blend them in
“Holy fuck, you're beating the shit out of my face,” Shane laughs, pulling away from you
“What?” you laugh, stopping your movements. “You’re being dramatic,” you state, leaning back and continuing before he can say anything else. Once the foundation is blended in, you step back to show the camera
“Isn’t it great? Totally not his shade, but it’s ok,” you laugh as Shane stares directly into the camera with no emotion
“Alright, a little concealer under your eyes,” you mumble taking the applicator and running it along his undereye
“Why is it cold?” You shrug at his question
“Don’t know,” you mumble, grabbing the beauty blender
“Not again,” he whines, throwing his back
“Yes, again.” You mock his tone, grabbing his chin and making him look at you before blending in the concealer
“Ow, ow ow, OW, oh Jesus,” he shouts, and you pull away, glaring at him
“I’m done already,” you say with a twisted look on your face. You walk over to the camera and dig into your makeup products
“Next we're going to do the eyes, and I feel like since Shane likes eyeliner that we really guide to that and do some like… oh, I don’t know, dramatic eye makeup,” you smile, holding up your eyeshadow palette
“We’re gonna use this pink right here and the white to blend it towards the crease.” You show the colors as Shane mumbles, 'Why did i agree to this’
As you do his eyeshadow, you can feel his hands slowly make their way to your waist and slowly go up your back. When he tries to go under your shirt, you shake your head
“Shane,” you warn, and he stops dropping his hands with a sigh. You finish up his eye shadow and laugh as you step back. “ok open,” you giggle as you walk over to grab the eyeliner
“Ok, what the fuck?” Shane huffs, and you burst out laughing
“This look would eat in 2020,” you tease him, and he rolls his eyes
“I hate you,” he mumbles, but closes his eyes to let you do the eyeliner.
Once the eyeliner is done, you move on to blush. You both didn’t say much when applying the blush to his face, mainly because you were concentrating on blending it in and Shane was focused on you. When you finish the blush, you set the brush down with a smile
“Now, time for the final touch, lips.” You turn to the camera. “Shane likes my light red lip combo, so we will do that.” You nod, grabbing the lipstick and gloss
“Why is it two?” Shane asks
“The gloss makes it shine,” you state
“And sticky,” he mumbles. “Speaking from experience,” he grins, and you laugh
“Ok, tiger, calm down,” you tease. “Pucker up,” Shane grins, causing you to glare at him
“Oh, for the- right, yeah. Got it.” he nods, poking his lips out so you can apply the lipstick.
The lipstick goes on smoothly, and you try to add the gloss, but when the applicator touches his lips, he pulls away
“Nope, no, I think I’m good,” he laughs, standing up from the chair, and you laugh
“Ok, finally product,” you say as Shane walks closer to the camera. “Scale of one to ten, how do you like it?” you ask, and Shane hums, thinking
“Ideally I’d say zero, but because I love you, ten”
“Awe Shane-”
“Ok bye,” Shane shouts
Comments: User: he acts like she’s giving him a facial with a brick User: he complimented his girlfriend and then fled the scene User: he's incapable of sitting still around his girlfriend User: ‘because I love you, ten’ I’M SICK User: Shane has the pain tolerance of a Victorian child User: ‘speaking from experience’ EXCUSE ME?? User: Shane has beef with every single makeup product User: THE HANDS ON HER WAIST WHILE SHE'S DOING HIS MAKEUP??? User: he is fighting for his LIFE in that chair
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