on my knees and pussy begging preview of the new choso fic please mommy, ma'am 🥺 👉 👈
haha okay nonny bbdoll , cause i keep adding shit lmfao it might be a lil longer. keep in mind some of this could change when i edit!
𖥻 note: cw to come but this will be a smut fic with lots of sexual tension and choso has a prince albert piercing and tats :) however alot of it is rom-com comedy with other jjk characters included!
𖥻 𝓼𝓾𝓶. Your life as an influencer in Japan is ending over a clerical error. In comes Choso Kamo—the emo kid with questionable yakuza ties that you haven't seen since high school. Right on cue, Choso becomes your bartender, your therapist and somehow, your pretend fiancé—all in one night. Lives completely intertwined and suspicions building, you gotta fake it till' you make it, immirite? Just make sure he is faking too.
𖥻 OUT NOW: HERE 𖥻
The post announcing your engagement goes live at 7:45 am on the dot.
By 7:47, your phone is unusable.
The reaction splits cleanly down the middle at first—half your followers are stunned into all-caps keyboard smashing, the other half convinced it's all a bit.
SINCE WHEN???
WHO IS THIS MAN!?
girl there is NO way you had a whole ass boyfriend and said NOTHING.
she’s SCAMMING, your honor!
But then the high school photos inevitably do their work.
You'd dug them out of your cloud the night before—grainy, unfiltered, the two of you crammed into that courtyard with the rest of the delinquent crew. You in a uniform skirt rolled too short. Choso with that ridiculous septum ring flipped down, scowling at the camera while you peace-signed beside him. Fifteen and oblivious. The timestamps do the heavy lifting—nobody fakes childhood photos like this.
The tone shifts fast.
Wait this is REAL real!
childhood friends to lovers pipeline I'm SCREAMINGGG!!!
omg young bunny lore!
she's been keeping him a SECRET??
And then, inevitably, the thirst.
Because you'd been careful with his face—he didn't tell you, but you knew. No full shots, nothing identifiable enough for someone to find him on the street. Just his hands wrapped around a coffee mug, collared shirt sleeves rolled down covering his ink as a candid from behind—highlighting broad shoulders, dark hair fully down and the suggestion of a jaw. Lastly, a photo of the two of you holding hands from the waist down, him black jeans and boots, that should have been innocent and absolutely was anything but.
PUT HIM IN GREY SWEATS IMMEDIATELY!!
my gawdddd, long 2 di number pon di tape measure!!
drop the @ or he’s AI.
those HANDS?!?!?
forget the hands, THAT BACK! sis, what are you feeding him?!
kami, i've seen what you've done for others...
You scroll through the comments with your coffee, snorting into the mug, silently grateful that Choso is not and will never be the type to read the comment section. Or have any social media at all for that matter.
You’d die.
Especially at the speculations of how spicy your non-existent sex life is.
But in the end no one who’s consequential questions it. Not one outlet, gossip blogger or podcast sniffs at the major fraud of it all.
The high school photos killed every doubt before it could breathe. You look at the numbers climbing—likes, shares, saves—and feel the knot in your chest loosen for the first time in days.
It worked.
Now you just have to keep it working.
Your only annoyance in the moment is the fact that Gojo, seeing the announcement, keeps blowing up your DMs, asking you to spill every single detail and begging for a wedding invite. No one but Shoko and Utahime know the truth and you want to keep it that way, Gojo can't hold water.
So you really need him to stop blowing up your DMs.
toru 🤑📈: EXCUSE ME????????
toru 🤑📈: CHOSO???? KAMO CHOSO???
toru 🤑📈: THE EMO KID FROM THE COURTYARD WITH THE HOLES IN HIS FACE??????
toru 🤑📈: SINCE WHEN??
toru 🤑📈: HOW!?
toru 🤑📈: AND WHERE IS MY WEDDING INVITE?!
toru 🤑📈: SUGURU OWES ME 1,000,000¥ HE SAID YOU'D CRAWL BACK TO HIM FIRST!!
toru 🤑📈: I NEED THE TEA IMMEDIATELY!! SPILL!!
toru 🤑📈: BUNNY
toru 🤑📈: BUNNY!!!
toru 🤑📈: BUNBUN~~~!!!!
toru 🤑📈: BUNNY ANSWER MEEEEE!!!! :(
toru 🤑📈: THAT’S IT! FUCK THIS CONFERENCE AND KEYNOTE
toru 🤑📈: DROP A PIN!! I’M OTW!!!
toru 🤑📈: BUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
You mute the chat.
He'll survive and you know Suguru will keep the completely unserious CEO at whatever conference to give the speech, thankfully.
The more pressing project is the household you're actually living in—because an engagement post only holds if the people inside the house are selling it too. And right now barring Yuji, the adults in Choso's family tolerate you the way you'd tolerate a stray cat that wandered in during a storm: fed, sheltered, watched with mild suspicion to see if it scratches the furniture.
You need to learn the hierarchy of the household in order to get in the rest of the family’s good graces.
what if we drank wine in the French mustard Pokemon glasses over the interactive introverts jacket and crashed out over the hard launch @dipnpipappreciator
thank god october 19th is a sunday and i do not have to go to work. i already came so close to having to explain dan and phil to 50 yo coworkers and i cannot have that happen again
