#the hatfic

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Translating the Hatfic from English, to French to Swedish to Italian back to English to Zulu to Vietnamese back to English to Mongolian to Spanish back to English.

“Hey Dan, I had a hamster?” I want to correct, but I think we can lose. “Phil, we talked about this, you do not take care of you just care! Will have” Is. I was very angry, but I’m older than him, and I do not think it was so bad that not be a big one ghusisarakha looking kuratadanara animals. I decided not to argue. Dan is stubborn and will not change. I went to town, and I’m yourself to change. I used to wear skinny jeans and trousers entry. I can put a few pieces of donated food and I go home and I had to take a bus, going in front of pet stores. I resist, but went inside and a smooth, black and white corner can not be found in a small hamster cage. I did not say one is very small and cute. “£ 10 ‘see the price, so I bought and pearls of the cage. I was just on my bus. I and my ticket. I just jump hamster smile the best things I’ve done, or what I think of. I go home and mourn Dan "Dan! Come and buy what I!” He looked down the hall door “What calalaya?” I picked up the cage, and curled up in a ball in the corner. His face, his eyes sparkle bad, changed a touch of sweet, innocent smile and the sick. “I was not at all to refuse one, like.” It will be good, but I think that is something the easy way. “What her name?” Flexible. “We call it an attack?” I do not know, they love the name. “Clear.” What happened to him, his response, which was hard and cold? These allegations touched my shoulder and went to my room. E 'was only 9:00 But little’ negative consequences. I pulled my bed and put P. I woke up that night, and I can not move my body cool. I opened my eyes wide in shock. I will look down from the ropes to tie me to a chair naked, and open a gift in the rest of the search angle. “The beauty sleep to wake up in the morning, but the cold, I think.” His voice was soft and innocent, but the words will not come. He pulled out a small black creature that appears sitting on a soft brown hat. Ahead. What is working. Usually I do not swear, but I think what terrifyed and Dan do? “Dan-D hit me? What are you doing? Well,” I and my God, his voice trailed off, then he woke up a murderer, I’ll be happy as changed. “Phil said. We have to play aggressive, do not worry.” Member if he smiled and began to grow, the menisingly home. Holding his hat attack is still sitting there in front of the entire length and height indicated. “Dan is a stop, was doing.” Then he ran to me and gave me a rough. “It’s going to be okay, I promise.” I have a gag gift and put it back in his mouth. He began investigating the hat like fuel. After a while it runs through his hat well, but does not stop there. Go to the top of the cap until it has been filled. The white liquid is almost crowded at the top, and my poor hamster can hardly breathe, it was just to survive lever puppy, and I can see sitting. Dan grabbed his head and runs his own sperm Hamsters against. Raised his sick game five minutes, pull. David, his boss told hamsters. Speaking collar bone and heard the cry of the heart. Tears down my face and squeeze blood hat forward. Unlike me, and sick, but it looked very sexy. He took a gag hat goes off in my hand. “Grow!” As I said, I did not know what was behind me, I said sarcastically. I returned to my poor offensive, head and blood in his mouth and began to understand the person pouring the sperm of dead animals kuratadanara looking ghusisarakha a large complex. I hate the taste of the liquid; Because it is a cold, but I know my hamsters piina blood. Or in terms of “good fill, I’m good taste,” he said, complaining that gave half of his resignation. What did I tell you? When I reached my “Dogs Say” will open his mouth. I touched his hand, pole as too cold, my hands over my face, on my face wants. “You have the gift of a wonderful taste.” Maneged drowning. “Yes, I’m joking, do not have time.” I do not like this place. A body covered with a black and white hat pulled. Dan threw everything before it hit me in the throat causing my gag reflex entertainment. Dan laughed and knelt down and began licking my body. Until his way into my house from sliding past me with her sweet tongue piercing. It begins in the nose and on his way, I have a deep gorge. I am very well, many people can not seem to, but no longer. He and his brown eyes, innocent in my eyes and I melt. “We promised that it will not work.” He saw a desert, so nodded. He came to me, took me on the shoulder, was arrested. “I will pay the rest of the cast, but his hat, fraud on the ground?” Love her, while not sweet, Dan died. I nodded and bowed quickly. I took my hat, as he ordered and pulled it out. I started licking her, the mixture is not as bad as last time, I think, because I was not forced down his throat. “I, Phil suck.” Again, as I said this, I see a lot of strange, but. It is not like him, and I was only half way in my mouth when I felt bad. Before hitting my head, which appears to be permanent, I’m going. “He did very well, but one last thing you want.” “When you think you have a good start, but you.” That patient, stuck his head out of the remaining animals kuratadanara a battery ghusisarakha looking began to shake and tremble people, Dan put his arm around me, his “Okay, do not be evil”. It is a very good complement, and choked. “Are you ready?” He asked impatiently as growning tone. “Wi Yes, D-gift.” When I put my hand back and quickly roll the frount language. On the other side and get my first fund hamster. I know where you’re going. He promptly pushed spead my feelings. In addition, it is used to drive your question masculinity. I do not know, I stopBut. Finally, it is also, and shouted: “Stop!” I just saw Dan, who smiled smiling. “I know you can do better, a fill up.” It is still possible, not all the way to power. “Dan, please stop, please!” Is so bad! “I, burning him with a feeling of discomfort. Dan shot me and gently stroked her hair. Ghusisarakha look inside me it is still a major large rodents, and I feel very sorry for my big dead animal in the intestine. Dan put his hands on me and was deep. I cry for the pain I felt like an explosion. Finally, he showed his hands on his head. Annoyed, I want, but I know that Dan had other plans, but do not have time to complete his arm around his waist and heard. "We went to sleep,” Dan, I pull up, he said, she said. I leaned toward him, kiss him, and. When we went to my room and got, I was going to have sex , but remained in a teaspoon and even sleep, I’m not in bed. Dan and I wake up and see the body and head of a hamster in the mouth, chew bones and his spirit broken by the force of contraction. There was blood I dripping from his chin. I think if I have to crawl to and stop eating and reading, which was full of laughter. Every month we buy and hamster.

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And every month we buy a new hamster

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