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Are there others like you, or rather, share the same anomalous/supernatural nature?

I’ll let you in on a little secret.

Everyone has a Babadook. Yes, even you.

Have you stared hard into the mirror lately?

#text replies for a bit sorry guys #thank you for the wonderful questions!#i may add a drawing later eheh #the jacobguy

Sandy loam

literally how dare you

#the jacobguy #!!!

I am extremely indecisive and therefore have no favorite blog but you update frequently and that puts you very high in the list

nice

ur pretty high on my list too IF YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN BRO

#smoke high everyweed 420 #im tired #ur cool #the jacobguy #!!!

Stars have no meaning, have a funky poodle 🎷🐩

I can’t see it because I’m on desktop but my laptop has a touchscreen so I will give you a symbol in return 👻

#I think it's a little ghost #the jacobguy #goodsola shhh

Okay now I gotta know the chips and salsa incident

That was a much less long and involved story but it’s still another good one.

Mike from Shakespeare class was on the wrestling team and for some reason (I’m assuming it was due to wrestling) he ALWAYS had some kind of food.

It was crazy. He’d bring in entire gallons of juice or water and ridiculous amounts of snacks. I think one time he had three whole thermoses of meatballs. Shakespeare class was one of the few places in the school where he was not allowed to eat, but he was allowed to drink.

Still, when he wasn’t acting, he would sneak a few bites of things most of the time.

Anyways, one Friday he was tired or something and he just pulled out a HUGE ASS BOWL OF SALSA and a GIGANTIC BAG OF CHIPS. I’m talking one of the ones you could drown in if you weren't careful. And the teacher either ignored it completely or just plain didn’t notice for the first half of the class.

At one point, though, mid-scene, he stopped between lines after a particularly loud crunch from Mike’s desk and kinda looked over, and walked over, and looked at him with a look of the most profound suspicion. Mike just calmly dipped a chip in salsa, held it out, and said in his quiet and calm voice,

“chip?”

I’m not entirely sure what happened next because we were all laughing so much but from that point onward food was allowed.

Unofficially, of course.

#storytime with goodsola #the goodsola has spoken #writing #story time #the jacobguy #goodsola shhh

Hey are you okay?

yeah yeah im fine

its just the usual weird thing that happen

but im good, thank you for asking

#the jacobguy #!!!

I saw you wanted to marry drip there... you have my blessing ( just a heads up,they're like 10ft tall)

great, im redy

#the jacobguy #!!!