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gimme gimme gimme the ability to perform photosynthesis

my therapist: stretched out last mission kurapika isnt real he cant hurt you

stretched out last mission kurapika:

“shit, so we’re going onto part 4 of jojo and idk what we’re going name this jojo. araki, what are your ideas?”

“eastside jojo”

“....what”

“EASTSIDE JOJO THAT’S THE BEST IVE GOT”

Guy who got called by an unrecognized number: "Hello, who is this?"

Ex-gifted trans girl who just got a 70% on an exam despite all of the potential her 2nd grade teachers said she sad: "I... don't know..."

If I ever reblog the same thing twice and you can tell I forgot, just send me an ask to remind me to deactivate my account

I made a spinach mango carrot smoothie

Consistency like porridge, green and orange

Wet and gloopy and entirely unappetizing

I made a strawberry shake

Jelly congealed, sweetener and slime

Swallowing felt like eating a pbj, in every frothy, milky, mouthful

I made a chocolate and peanut butter shake

Madi left crunchy peanut butter

Chunks float desolate in chocolate baths

I’ll make a mango and beet smoothie today

Purple mash and frozen yellow and dull sweet

Maybe I’ll add something else

To my new creation

5:35am 8/9/2020

me: haha dope fit bro. i dig the carhartt. yo can i bum a square? are you going to the iceage show tonight?

construction foreman: what are you talking about

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