Careful, Phil! Eldritch horror beside you!
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Careful, Phil! Eldritch horror beside you!
Viris: You trained the old gods...?
Galya: You trained the Archpriest?!
Yamiko: I take it you two find this surprising?
Viris: I knew you were powerful, but powerful enough to instruct Niki, old god of warfare? I have my doubts.
Galya: The Archpriest of Andea Tacita? One of the first vampires in existence?!
Yamiko: He was also a vampire? Hmm, that would explain much...
[ @iamyourdoubt ]
Is it just me or does he look like he’s swaddling the lava lamp like it’s his dying baby
Imperator told him "i can't call you papa, that's weird" and "you'll always be my little cardi" and left him a tricycle that was clearly a child's and got him his favorite food and he still didn't get it. she could literally say to him You Are My Son and he'd be like omg yeah you're the mom friend lol :) and then go back to using his one singular brain cell exclusively for choosing flashy outfits to wear on stage
Reason why u. Should have lava lamp:
Theyre cool
Nice ambient light
Typing an essay on ur phone in the dark at 2 am bc you are member of the no functional computer squad? Its Free Stress Relief
Wrap your hand around the warm glass and base to simulate human contact
can you believe the presents phil gets from dan are always his favourite presents
Omg they're gorgeous
the lava lamp