#the lyfe

[icanseeyourholo]

i can't believe i have the day off and can start it right by listening to gryles be cute dorks

[heir-of-puns]

I am currently drunk, eating a giant bag of doritos, in my underwear, and dancing to strife 2.

[sucresanguine]

“i've never interacted w this damn woman, but i have the urge to softly kick her in the shin till it gently weeps blood from the bruise” 

                                                             - best shit I’ve said all day

[babblebuzz]

Finally seeing Detective Pikachu!!!!!!!

[thescreaminghat]

My friends and I almost accidentally went into a memorial service thinking it was some sort of theater event.

[barebearbellies]

Dark Side of the Baconator

So um, I was at Wendy's with a Pink Floyd shirt looking refulgent and some neighboring pappy sitting down with his cub; hops up to get something near me and gets in my zone. Then passively and sensually strokes my chest where the design laid and says I wasn't even alive when Dark Side of The Moon came out. So I obviously address "yee" albeit I've not an unsavory taste in music. Then he reluctantly yet rightfully says yeah I do. And so i think maybe he's chill and bring up Roger Waters coming through soon but then he says he took his cub to see Off the Wall live. Then his cool credibility flies the fuck out the window for saying it so unnecessarily boastfully. My boy gives him the succ for having said experience and I sigh. A baconator gone awry~

[barebearbellies]

Earlier I accompanied and observed my friend on a kleptomaniac spree. Wow. People don't catch shit. Especially when you've a kind and honest looking countenance on a busy and aggressive day.

[kaleran]

TFW U accidentally download a 400 page PDF of a geology textbook while looking for a geologic survey of Tuloun for a goddamn Les Mis fic