#the monkey crew

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Collecting Dust

"Aww, cmon, Ki! Yer so booooring!" Shizaru swings around, booping Kikazaru on the nose, being met with a huff or an attempt to bite each time. "Yeah, Kikazaru, yer such a... BOAR.~" The Ash Kecha Wacha giggles a little, while the subjected Bulldrome rolls his eyes. "So ya said Iwazaru's on a small trip to the Desert? What's she doing there?" Kikazaru shrugs his piggy shoulders. "Whatever people do at home I guess. Or at least what they do when they visit home. I'd guess she's making sure her territory hasn't been touched." Mizaru starts sniffing the air a bit, not finding anything worthwhile. "Ughhhh... I'm sooo bored... Hey, Mi, how long 'as it been since we last pulled some heists?" Mizaru shrugs a little. "Dunno. I don't really keep track of the time. Though we haven't exactly done any stealin' or pranks in a long time." A mischievous grin tugs the Ash Kecha's cheeks. "Why don't we try pulling one?" Kikazaru sighs, knowing what a "heist" would entail. "Sorry boss, but no. I already have my kids to worry about." "Aww... Cmon Kiii! Ya gotta have some fun once in a while!" Kikazaru shakes his head. "No. I don't have the mental energy to do those anymore, let alone deal with you two." Shizaru sighs, putting his hands up a little. "Awww... Fine..." And so the Khezu and the Ash Kecha take off, alongside Kikazaru, at least for the while until they eventually part ways.

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Iwazaru, (S)he who speaks no evil.

Splat. The Sandy Queen kills off her mate, seeing a better mate in the dis-- OH FUNK OWW! IWAZARU STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! THAT HURT! Anyways... She sees The Monkey Crew in the distance. THE MONKEY CREW. NO HINTS TO WHO HER MATE COULD BE WHATSOEVER. The favored one falls over, unable to bear the heat. Kikazaru falls as well, being used to living in the freezing Snowy Mountains. "Too... Hot..." The Crew has stumbled into the Desert. Harsh and scorching. Mizaru seems to be able to handle the heat fairly well. "Oh, look! The river." Mizaru tries to drag the Crew to water, when he is helped by a Desert Seltas Queen. She seemed friendly, but she also only seemed to help Shizaru... Mizaru asked her to help carry Kikazaru, but she shook her head. She refused to explain, only shaking her head and huffing. When the they finally reach the oasis, Shizaru and Kikazaru are bathed and given water to drink. When they felt revitalized, Iwazaru gave her cru-- OWW OKAY OKAY!... Iwazaru gave Shizaru a look of admiration as well as... Something else... Shizaru nodded at Iwazaru. "Thanks nice lady!" He giggled and smiled brightly at her. "How about you join us on our adventure?" Iwazaru seemed to faint-- OKAY SORRY I GET IT NO FAINTING OR ANYTHING. The crew somehow decided she was a part of the crew as well the end thank you. WHAT?! WELL STOP BREAKING THE STORY AND MAYBE YOU'D GET A MORE MEMORABLE ENTRANCE.

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Sorry I cant find Aile's battle theme...

Her theme is actually Grimsley’s battle theme in Pokemon Sun and Moon.

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*The Fang Gang members all hold Baseball Bats in their hands.*

Skull!Otis: Well, well, looks like someone’s lookin’ ta get beat down.~ If ya don’t want a fight, yer’ gonna hafta stop actin’ like such a clown.~

Skull!Aile: Yeah, we ain’t got time ta mess with ya anyways.~ But either way, we’ll beat ya down anydays.~

Skull!Jiro: Now, now, lets put these bats to use!~ How? We’re gonna hit a home run on your head, ya silly goose!~

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Otis the Bullfango sneaks up behind Mozume, and Aile sneaks around in front of her. Jiro… He just lays nearby, as the other two try to surround Mozume.

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You should work on your wit, kid. Ya can’t go very far if ya can’t even outsmart a guy who relies on his sense of smell to see.

Mizaru Metis

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Kikazaru's Kids

“Hey, Jiro?” “Huh?” “How the hell…” “Yeah?” “How do you even do it? You’re like a freakin’ ninja! I could’ve sworn I saw a patch'a Blues over here. You’re so damn quiet!” Jiro silently shrugs and goes back to doing his own thing. “Well, Aile, it could also just be that you’re so damn loud.” Aile’s eye twitches as she gets slightly annoyed. “My dear brother Jirouette, are you saying I’m a loudmouth?” “Guys and gals, sisters and brothers, must you all fight?” The eldest sibling appears from his little trip to find other feeding spots. Jiro rolls his eyes and quietly continues his own business. “Cmon, Jiro, if you roll your eyes any more, they’ll roll out of your head!” “Ugh… Otis, would you mind hiding that ego of yours and do something other than bother me with your antics?” “Hey kids! It’s time to get moving!” “Coming dad!”

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Kikazaru, "He who hears no evil" (Part 2)

The Ash Kecha Wacha leaps over the charging Bulldrome with ease, but is still panting, struggling to keep up. “You brats dare to mess with my kids, just because you’re a ‘cool variant’ or whatever.” Shizaru shakes his head. “I didn’t do anything to them! Neither did Mizaru!”

The Bulldrome huffs and winds up for a charge. “Don’t lie to my face, boy! You two were beating and shaking up my kids, I caught you in the act!” The Bulldrome charges full speed towards Shizaru, who leaps out of the way.

A voice peeps through from one of the three clawed up and bleeding Bullfango. The Bulldrome smells the fresh blood coming from the wounds, bleeding just a bit at the movement. He rushes to the Bullfango to find out what he said. “I… Saw him… The Blangonga… And his Blangos… The Khezu… He helped us…”

The Bulldrome looks to Shizaru, who looks a bit worried, yet still a bit tired and out of breath. “I… I’m sorry… I didn’t think…” Shizaru shakes his head, panting a bit through the sentence. “It’s alright… I know you were… Just worried, and angry… About those kids…” Shizaru smiles at the Bulldrome.

“Yeah… I guess I jumped to conclusions…” The Bulldrome calms down, thinking of what his wife would say if she were there. The Ash Kecha Wacha holds his hand out to the Bulldrome. “Well then, I think those kids will be alright, but I’m… Uhh… Shizaru! And my buddy over there is… Mizaru! What’s your name?” The Bulldrome shakes his hand. “Thank you for helping them. Their names are Otis, Aile, and Jiro. I’m Kikazaru.”