Musings On The Monkey Nut!
Yes folks, I'm as surprised as you that Tonka hasn't done anything dateless for a while.
Back to The Monkey Nut. Aside from being more 'bitey' than normal, they've dropped two absolute clangers recently.
Tonka and TMN have been trying out various local activities, (book groups, craft clubs, etc) and while looking online on what was available, Tonka pointed out "I can't believe it, there's a local Naturist group!" and TMN replied "You mean there is a group of Nakies? In Doncaster?" Nakies, I ask you.
Also, fyi, I've recently had a smol pressure sore that had to be dressed at the GP surgery, and after it was sorted, TMN mentioned "At least we won't have to keep going back to the Docs now that Daddy's legion has healed!" Cue five mins of confusion as we work out that out wonderful Hexadecimal Offspring thought that the word legion, and lesion were homonyms.
Bless!