#feeling bitey

[fangthroat]

💢 snaps my teeth at your face w my ears back (i want to play but don’t know how so im awkward abt it)

[batwynn]

Happy pride! Let’s all grow sharp teeth better to eat you with together!!!!!!

[cappy6413]

Urge to bite: rising. No reason. Just want to nom nom nom...

[bagbfm]

I want to rip the flesh from your body and chew on your bones (lovingly)

[wrathofrats]

Tumblr is just crazy now unfortunately :(

Luckily I’ve been spared from most of it, but it’s happening to my friends and mutuals which makes me ick

And it sucks bc a lot of people who used to fandom staples are hardly active, a lot due to fucking freaks.

Same rant everyone’s made 10000 times, I just wanted it to be clear I bite and to stop this weird shit near me bc quite frankly it’s childish

[drunkfightingllamas]

Musings On The Monkey Nut!

Yes folks, I'm as surprised as you that Tonka hasn't done anything dateless for a while.

Back to The Monkey Nut. Aside from being more 'bitey' than normal, they've dropped two absolute clangers recently.

Tonka and TMN have been trying out various local activities, (book groups, craft clubs, etc) and while looking online on what was available, Tonka pointed out "I can't believe it, there's a local Naturist group!" and TMN replied "You mean there is a group of Nakies? In Doncaster?" Nakies, I ask you.

Also, fyi, I've recently had a smol pressure sore that had to be dressed at the GP surgery, and after it was sorted, TMN mentioned "At least we won't have to keep going back to the Docs now that Daddy's legion has healed!" Cue five mins of confusion as we work out that out wonderful Hexadecimal Offspring thought that the word legion, and lesion were homonyms.

Bless!

[robots-scare-me]

I got humgry

[obsessiveloverboy]

I don't think I'm being violent, as such. I think I'm just marking my property. Its fine.