Jun 9, 2021
We have a saying here at the gulch. A Morton a day keeps the crows at play
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We have a saying here at the gulch. A Morton a day keeps the crows at play
I dont even know what to say
smh @staff
couldn't see this video bc of my weird far off seats at the new york show but im so so glad to see it now heck yeah chrissss🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠🌠
The Morton
What is it good for?
The parrotholders
The cakemunchers
The chair kisser
The sandwich holders
The middle body dot
The groundslappers
And, of course,
The dick
The texture is like a cherry and the sweetness is like a lasagne.
Who wouldn’t want to look like a trio of grave robbers looking for their Meetup.com password
sometimes I feel like a morton, smacked in the door of life’s pt cruiser