I am tired

Just some guy (gender neutral) Ambivalence is the spice of life.

[scoliosisrick]

[neonfretra]

do you want to play dead bodies with me

[neonfretra]

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[ph-cutie]

also love negative reviews cause a solid 8/10 theyll drop something that reads like it was actually written by harry irl

[kushblazer666]

[yourfriendfrogs]

[shubbabang]

Last night I dreamt I had the best idea for a post and it went viral. I just now remembered what it was so I recreated it.

[lgbtqiatext]

[stoner-butch-blues]

Stephen Bogardus in Love! Valour! Compassion! (1995)

source

[meanwhile-at-the-cottage]

Today Aziraphale got caught up in a really good book before bed, and forgot he was supposed to turn out the light so Crowley could sleep. His demon put up with it for a few hours, dozing gently, until finally he grabbed the book and playfully threw it across the room, pulling Aziraphale sideways into a cuddle and snapping the lights off. (Mid-throw, the book closed itself neatly with Aziraphale's bookmark in place, and set itself down on the chair in the corner of the room. He wouldn't dare damage his angel's books.)

[jedthewolfdog]

we all know about replacing letters with w's but some other things you can do recreationally that will soon ruin the way you type:

recplace g with k

replace ed with t

for example: i am dyink. and this is fuckt up

[pukicho]

You're like if drywall was a person

Charismatic, fun, in everyone's home?

[pukicho]

[madpaste]

THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY INTO THE BUILDING

[queer-as-city-folk]

I think it would be really funny if a doctor who companion ended up being like literally Jesus of Nazareth

[queer-as-city-folk]

But gay

[abstractfrog]

hey guys did you hear. john wrestled sherlock against the wall

[kylievershion]

I just heard about the viv/hazbin cult

I genuinely can’t tell if it’s satire or not considering how fucked the fandom is

[marsmarvel02]

[dogfish192]

😘 Visiting wounded Kim

[partychance]

*walks into bar* *sits in a booth with ppl in it* dont yall love being cis? i love to be cis, its good. (whispering to small lizard under the table: what do cis people drink? milk? you said milk?) yall got milk at this bar?

[partychance]