#the penises

[crapbloxianews]

There's a new band in Crapbloxia: The Penises. Their first performance was today at the Iron cafe performing their songs "Boner" and "Walmart MoneyCard," to critical reception by hundreds of Shedletskys on release night.

One Shedletsky explained that after the performance that "all of us left because they sucked so bad."

Their debut album, "Sex," will be releasing on cassette tapes, compact discs, SoulseekQt, and The Pirate Bay. One concertgoer asked if they would be releasing on iTunes, to a resounding no from the band.

[thegreathomestuckreread]

there it is

[hellter-skeleton]

i'm pretty jealous of people with penises. they seem so fun and useful.

[clearascountryair]

How does one eloquently explain that a pocket knife is actually a penis? And that a sewing needle is just a smaller, less destructive penis?