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[crapbloxianews]

Crapbloxia is Gone

Crapblox has gone down for the final time, much to the community's dismay. I will never forget the memories we had, especially when we were all getting along so well. It has been an amazing experience, and I have met some great people along the way.

This is my final article on the state of Crapblox before the final close. There are no more announcements to be made, and I am not going to make any more status updates after the 8th. This project will become password protected and archived after that time.

Thank you all for your time.

[crapbloxianews]

It's been a minute. Here's what's happened over the past few days

Earlier this week, the owner of Crapblox released stocks, leading to tyranny in the community. But he's not alone. A whole lot of new investors joined the party recently. And that makes me very sad, because the stock market is crashing as a consistent rate.

Actually, as I was writing this, the stock market has crashed. We could not reach out to Daniels for comment.

In other news, Popbob has become a manager of the shirt store, and has made numerous 9/11 jokes, leading to outrage in the community. He hasn't been seen since.

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Check out the NEW shirt Gut Cheeze

Complete idiot attempts to promote his 100 ticket shirt,

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There's a new band in Crapbloxia: The Penises. Their first performance was today at the Iron cafe performing their songs "Boner" and "Walmart MoneyCard," to critical reception by hundreds of Shedletskys on release night.

One Shedletsky explained that after the performance that "all of us left because they sucked so bad."

Their debut album, "Sex," will be releasing on cassette tapes, compact discs, SoulseekQt, and The Pirate Bay. One concertgoer asked if they would be releasing on iTunes, to a resounding no from the band.

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WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

The birth of my swag!

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Crapbloxia prime minister "steals swag"

Earlier today, an ad aired on the Crapblox site, advertising Jackd's ""free"" shirt. This ad is very similar to the two advertisements aired yesterday, by Fish and Summrsxo, respectively.

For comparison:

Fish has put out a statement on the official Discord server:

"YALL STOLE MY SWAG. ITS CRAZY. YALL ARE MY SONS. MY CLONES. MY OFFSPRING, AND IM NOT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT"

[crapbloxianews]

FIRE HAS A BOMB

Citizen fire was recently banned from Crapbloxia for bringing a bomb into games. He has since, deleted his account. Some speculate he is in cuba with Tupac Shakur.

In other news, LOOK AT THIS SHIRT. You can buy it for 20 Tickets here. Buying this shirt will help us create more news, and will generate us infinitely more profit.

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Stocks Update soon

I dont actually have any post content for this just look at the site bro

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Builder Bloxxers Pizza workers go on strike, as part of a new ownership of the pizza shop.

Citizen "crapblox" was hired as the new manager. In response, several Crapbloxians decided to go on strike, as they are not too fond of "crapblox."

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Crapbloxia citizen "fish" has been arrested for selling barrels of methamphetamine out of his mud hut. Crapbloxia police officials state that this was "the most meth sale Of All Time."

Fish could not be held for comment.

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I want site news plox

You have to actually submit news dumbass

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Crapbloxians have successfully created a ballpit in the pool at "goom's Place" (now hosting Penguin's Mod). They have since urinated in it at the time of this being published, and the pool is closed for cleaning.

Source: Anonymous

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Tensions arise in Robloxity (Source: shirus29)

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