#the phd

[jncera]

But the air freshener really spruces up the eyeball, you know? yooo (ahem, ironic use) WHAT'S UP.

But Omnehhh your eyeballs already smell like enchanted emerald pines.

My life is boring. But whenever I hear Starlight by Muse I think about you and Roy and Cass and then I get slammed by feels and I have to go into my mental blanket fort to cry.

How's YOUR life my omniarcher

[pairandaspare-blog]

Vacation. Stacked.

Finally have a vacation.. and after spending a weekend with my favorite girls and catching up with some of my best people from school, it's time to get my swag back on. I have another week of real vacation before school starts to take over my life and really kick my butt again, so I'm taking full advantage.

Friday: drinks with this guy who was more handsome in pics than IRL (but cute nonetheless) but turns out a racist, a homophobe.. and slightly sexist. Lose my number.

Saturday: Lunch with this ridiculously hot guy.. who doesn't speak. Or ask questions. It lasted exactly as long as our food took to order and scarf down. Fast. Next. Then drinks with this smart guy, same program, adjacent school. The PhD we'll call him bc he is as such already.. bearded, tall, glasses, ripped.. everything a girl like me wants in a man. We went from drinks to dinner.. and he even showed up with a rose and dogbones for my dog.. winner.

Sunday: Phone sex with ATL. He texts me pretty much everyday about random things.. pussy got him hooked, obviously. Such a good guy, and funny.. but like.. not here.

Monday: Grab a drink with PhD again.. walks me to my car.. NO kiss goodnight. Excuse me, what? He's not a big drinker (2 or 3 max.. so.. upside is he'll always be DD. Downside.. he may be the sober judgey guy. But maybe not.. time will tell). So I'ma play aloof for a while bc if he gets to date 3 and there's no kiss.. adios.

Tomorrow? (Tuesday): Date with this new guy on the rotation.. he looks a lot like Mac from Always Sunny (before he got fat) and we have ridiculously similar tastes in music.

Wed: Date with another new guy who I'm not really sure about. 1hr max, with option to bail. He's handsome, seems funny.. but a little reserved..? Great arm tats and ripped.. so.. hello.

Meeting friends after each happy hour date to catch up and fill them in.. plus it's vacay, so time to rage a little before life sucks again. This is fun, y'all. And why not..

[dannydlc]

Me:  I pulled a muscle last night during soccer.  It's in a not-so-fun place...  What should I do? Mom: Your groin?  Daniel, that's gross.