Bruce Wayne hooking up with Joker at a Gala without knowing it was Joker because he was in a dress with a TINY fucking mask and that was the only difference. Pulled up in a black dress with no other changes and got dicked down anyway. Because I'll be damned if I don't take opportunity of the way masks work in DC
Obviously we aren't new to the whole Joker in drag thing but like just imagine drunk off his ass Bruce stumbling around greeting people and making a fool of himself when he bumps into some gorgeous woman with radioactive green hair and alabaster skin. Her dress is open at the back and has straps and holy shit it must've been tailored because it hugs at her slim hips so perfectly (Bruce has always liked lithe woman, with hipbones he could grab. It helped ground him... thats it). He just wishes she didn't have that damn mask on so he could properly see those eyes, which must be as enchanting as the rest of her.
Bruce makes a move, the lady, although not speaking, giggles quietly and allows him to walk her up to his private room in whatever penthouse he's holding this part in. Her skins just so soft and he wishes she giggled again because the sound played through his head like a melody. Bruce usually preferred a lady who could talk his ear off, since he wasnt much of s conversationalist, but knew to be quiet if he says so. This could be an exception, he wouldn't mind sitting in silence looking at someone so beautiful, maybe watching her elegant hands flip the pages of a book.
When they finally do fall onto the bed and become a mess of sweat and spend- Bruce thoroughly aims to make sure she makes as much noise as possible. He doesn't question the fact she refused to fully remove her pants or mask, he doesn't really care. She looks perfect anyway. She doesnt exavtly have any breasts, but it's fine. It's more comfortable to lean down and bite her neck that way. And he's pretty sure he saw a bulge in her lingerie- but who cares, really? Bruce wasn't gonna waste the chance of having a wonderful night with this... lady? This guy? Person?
(( I CANT BELIEVE. I NEVER? POSTED THIS? THIS IS A DRAFT FROM JUNE LAST YEAR IT WAS FULLY TAGGED AND ALL. INSANE. HAVE IT NOW!!)))
