Syre DC

Where I put my DC thoughts | 🏳️‍🌈 raging queer and his homoerotic objects of interest (aka I ship batjokes) | this account can get FREAKY I'm sorry... it's mostly just idea drabbles

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Don’t be gay on main, they said. you’re seriously gonna regret it, they said. So I made this account! Hello, I am Syre and this is the alt account for @syrelivesforptj.

@syrelivesforptj is a PTJ/MLAAL based account and so it felt weird posting any DC related things there. So I made this!

I’ll be posting mostly about my Highschool AU, and I may spam post because I think about them a lot!

My Highschool au includes everyone from heros to villains to random citizens in one big school, obviously. I wanted to figure out a way to keep the base line of Evil versus Good in superhero stories, so I decided to make it two rival gangs.

Besides the Highschool Au I’ll post Batfamily content, and maybe a character analysis if I ever want to make one.

Small things about me. My favourite DC character is joker, yes basic but I don’t care! My favourite DC hero though is Batman or Green Lantern! (Hal has a special place in my heart). I am a big Core 4 Enthusiast as-well. I may post art of DC characters, if I ever draw them. I read a-lot, so fan fiction talk may appear once or twice.

That’s all for my little introduction!!!

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"Batman is a bottom in every universe except from Absolute-" BY THE GODS WE ARE LOSING THE ANCIENT TEXTS LET THAT LARGE MAN GET TOPPED BY A CRAZY MIDDLE AGED RICH GUY

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Superman is eating pizza :-)

(Brush test)

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So I finally decided to watch Bat-fam and obviously I got obsessed with the Joker and Damian dynamic in the last episode... so I started this as I was watching it.

I dont love this, but I haven't uploaded here in a while so here you go :-)

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Sorry for randomly leaving then coming back but I did a joker side profile doodle because I love side profiles.

FYI, this is what my first ever side profile joker art looked like from January 2023. I like to think there was an improvement.

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So I watched the new superman film today... Holy shit.

I know I've been completely inactive here but I had to log on to talk about this. Spoilers under the cut

Probably my favourite dc film ever. I usually don't like dc live adaptions but oh my god. I don't even have actual words to describe how I feel because I was left speechless and shaking at the end. I went in with 0 clue on what was the plot so I kept being shocked.

I loved the Justice Gang and everyone at The Daily Planet and even Luthor Corp, the whole movie felt like watching a family bicker. The scene at the end when Clark is watching his ma and pa had me SOBBING and I'd held myself together relatively well the whole time despite wanting to cry... I went with my brother and his shoulder was red raw by the end because every time something happened I was hitting him HARD

I had NO idea Kara was gonna be in it so I was holding back a scream of happiness.

My one concern was the fact there wasn't a scene of Superman blowing Lex Luthors back out. Also the movie made me a Clex enjoyer which I always was kinda into but wow...

Anyway. Amazing film. 10/10 would and will watch again

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Happy pridemonth Joker Nation. So glad we invented evil gender non conforming gay people

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Happy pride month guys

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Bruce Wayne hooking up with Joker at a Gala without knowing it was Joker because he was in a dress with a TINY fucking mask and that was the only difference. Pulled up in a black dress with no other changes and got dicked down anyway. Because I'll be damned if I don't take opportunity of the way masks work in DC

Obviously we aren't new to the whole Joker in drag thing but like just imagine drunk off his ass Bruce stumbling around greeting people and making a fool of himself when he bumps into some gorgeous woman with radioactive green hair and alabaster skin. Her dress is open at the back and has straps and holy shit it must've been tailored because it hugs at her slim hips so perfectly (Bruce has always liked lithe woman, with hipbones he could grab. It helped ground him... thats it). He just wishes she didn't have that damn mask on so he could properly see those eyes, which must be as enchanting as the rest of her.

Bruce makes a move, the lady, although not speaking, giggles quietly and allows him to walk her up to his private room in whatever penthouse he's holding this part in. Her skins just so soft and he wishes she giggled again because the sound played through his head like a melody. Bruce usually preferred a lady who could talk his ear off, since he wasnt much of s conversationalist, but knew to be quiet if he says so. This could be an exception, he wouldn't mind sitting in silence looking at someone so beautiful, maybe watching her elegant hands flip the pages of a book.

When they finally do fall onto the bed and become a mess of sweat and spend- Bruce thoroughly aims to make sure she makes as much noise as possible. He doesn't question the fact she refused to fully remove her pants or mask, he doesn't really care. She looks perfect anyway. She doesnt exavtly have any breasts, but it's fine. It's more comfortable to lean down and bite her neck that way. And he's pretty sure he saw a bulge in her lingerie- but who cares, really? Bruce wasn't gonna waste the chance of having a wonderful night with this... lady? This guy? Person?

(( I CANT BELIEVE. I NEVER? POSTED THIS? THIS IS A DRAFT FROM JUNE LAST YEAR IT WAS FULLY TAGGED AND ALL. INSANE. HAVE IT NOW!!)))

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Some may or may not remember my old, old, OLD posts (or if you stalked the Alina Shelley tag at all) about an AU I had for DC consisting of a whole fan made alien race and a Joker fanchild.

However I think I only ever posted one piece of art showing this fanchild and it was a doodle of him and Alina. And he was not the main focus so I really went low budget.

Alas. I decided he needed to be brung back. So here he is. Mittens Muffin. Half human Junebug son of Joker and Alien Sylvian Muffin who I also maybe talked about.

I think he's cute. He's canonically just a baby during the main events of the au iirc but I preferred to imagine him as a toddler when I used to be obsessed with my DC au. The second name Muffin came from the stereotypical trope of "alien gets asked what their name is and they make one up on the spot", but in real life I was really into the demo song Mary Mofett by TV Girl and It reminded me of Sylvian alot so I gave him the second name Muffin. Yeah.

Also I say he was a Joker fanchild but he was raised by literally everyone BUT him. I used to make myself cry because of the dynamic I gave him with Alina who was a young adult/fresh into uni when he was born and had to act almost as a single mother to him (Sylvian fucking died. I made a post about that iirc lmfao). But he was also raised by Dick and Babs (I was and kinda still am a huge DickBabs shipper) who babysit him most of the time due to Alina having uni and work during the day.

Edit to the post: forgot to mention the whole reason Alina feels comfortable leaving Mittens to Dick and Babs is because in the au Jim Gordon basically adopts her but like. Not actually yk. But he does. So Babs is like her big sister. I only realised this when I backscrolled on my Alina Shelley posts.

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Sometimes babygirl is an Arkham institutionalized Scarecrow

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On that note, heres mini Crane in the Arkham Manor comics

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I truly believe John doesnt actually laugh because he's nervous. I think HE believes that, has convinced himself of it, but only because he couldn't fathom any other reason on why he'd be laughing when he's seeing two people inact harm upon eachother, or when he's doing the harming. I can see him having long chats with Dr Leland about it, and she knows in her heart it's something more, but John is doing so well and she doesn't want to throw him off, make him doubt his progress, so she just trys to give him methods to calm down when he's feeling those "nerves" building up in him. Trys to teach him not to act on any of the urges these "nerves" give him, to choose flight instead of fight if he finds himself in a dangerous situation. Its not good for him, because maybe if they did get to the root of the issue, dig deeper into John's hidden sadistic tendencies, they could've helped him more. And he isn't a psychopath, they've crossed that off the list already, but the psychologists at Arkham are beginning to get tired of trying to diagnose him with anything different. He's an enigma, and some of them doubt he should even be IN a mental hospital.

However I think on his second go around of Arkham (good ending specifically) Dr Leland would be much more adamant on discussing this in detail with John, who's just as eager to better himself as he used to be, maybe more so.

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I'm alive and I come baring low quality batblob

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Something funny about how Damians first appearance in the main continuity showed him kicking a severed head into the air like a football and now Damian canonically plays soccer

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I so badly want to edit Damian to "Not" by Big Thief but I'm struggling to decide what panels to put for certain lines so I'm using it as an excuse to rebinge all my fav Damian comics

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Just imagining my favs sitting down and making their own little outfits. Like Twoface making that little suit with the different colours... there's no fucking way he bought that from a designer he sat down and stitched it together piece by piece. Joker making all his fits DIY because he can't just trust some shaky handed lady to cater to his style perfectly even with a gun to her head.

(Bonus: that page with Robin!Dick drawing his hero costume except its him drawing Discowing and thinking "Yeah this is fine")

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Damian Waynes hands werent made for fighting... they were made for gently guiding a brush along a canvas and running his fingers through the fur of a pet

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ever wonder what ship including batman you are? well now you can find out! take my quiz to find out which batman ship you are

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Got Batjokes... and left a list of batjokes fics that I had to stop halfway because there was too many