#the polycule from hell

[sarcki]

Bill: heeyyyyyy fordsy!

Ford: yes my muse

Bill: right so quick question! Can I perhaps ….use your mortal vessel to seek carnal human pleasure?

Ford: …sure? …just be safe with it, I guess?

Bill: great! HEY FIDDS HE SAID YES!

ford: wait WHAT?!

[candy8448]

MY COMPLRTELY OBJECTIVELY CORRECT OPINIONS ON MATT (non)SHIPS

MattxWade are FWBs, they have the roughest most desperate and angry sad bad decision sex, they love eachother so so much, matt finds wade annoying but cant help being near him, wade enjoys telling people how great matt is.

Moondevil is one sided pining from Jake (with marc and steven as wingmen) matt is close friends (once they get past whatever defenders of the streets was) finds him annoying but generally they get along, he doesn't feel attraction though to jake (jake is devistated) they have laid in bed fully clothed together though (either once or many times, up to you)

Fratt is not hate, not love, but a secret more evil third thing, the way frank always ties matt up in canon every chance he gets, they despise each other's guts, they protect one another with their lives, they did accidently (and i mean completely accidently) have sex one (1) time

[jaxxy-girl]

The Polycule from hell

Orginally, this was mostly meant as a joke since idk I would brand the three of them as being the same brand of freak /pos but the more I thought about it the cuter it kinda is...but I still kept the original title because I thought it was funny lol

Ref below the cut!

[zerosocialskillz]

Recently I've been calling the ship between V1, Gabriel and Hell "the polycule from hell"

[sarcki]

Fidds: hey Ford, is bill around by any chance?

Ford: why? I thought you two hated each other?

Fidd: well….

*cut to fiddle and bill (in fords body) hate making out the night before*

Fidds: …we’ve grown accustomed

[sarcki]

Just imagining Fidds being in the closet and not confronting the fact he likes Stanford and so bill just floats around him all day going

Bill: Fellas! Is it gay to be a roommate with a man? I mean you are literally sleeping in the same room as another man!

Fidds: …that was just in college…

Bill: ffffelllaassss is it GAY?! To leave your wife and kid to be a Lab assistant? I mean you’re literally leaving a woman for a man!

Fidds: …it’s for work…

Bill: FELLASSSSS is it GAYYYYY to get your best friend a pet because it reminds you of him and you don’t want him to be lonely?!

Fidds: …

Bill: FELLLLLLAAAASSSSSS IS IT GAAYYYY!!!! MAKING A SPECIAL GLOVE TO FIT HIS SIX FINGERS HAND? AND FORGETTING TO GET YOUR WIFE A CHRISTMAS PRESENT-

Fidds: OK! OK! ILL TELL HIM!!!

[sarcki]

So we all know that Fiddleford is a gift giver and it’s easy to get ford things coz ford despite being a freak he is still somewhat normal

But when fidds Icarus’s his way into having a actual crush on bill, the deer teeth guy, he has no clue what he’s doing

But fidds obviously notices Bill is jealous of all the attention he gives ford and decides he needs to try something, so he goes out in the forest and digs up as many small animal bones he can find and makes them into a necklace.

Fidds: I have something for you darling~

Bill: sorry Spectacles but six is out on business at the moment!

Fidds: yes perfect! I was looking for you, here, I hope you like it doll~

Bill: wha- you never get me anything, it better be good or I’ll turn you int-

Fidds: yes dear? ….bill are you cryin-

bill: NO! I-I JUST HAVE BLOOD IN MY EYES!

[sarcki]

Okay, but like, we know that Stanford probably made that body switching rug….

Ford and Fiddleford testing the rug:

Fidds: wow now I know how Bill feels, your bodys great!

Ford: ok now we switch back

Fidds: ….

Ford: F… we switch back now

Fidds running out the house: YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE

ford: WHY ARE YOU BOTH LIKE THIS? ….ugh I have a type….