May 18, 2018
They’re killing independent George! They’re all in on it!
“The Pool Guy” tonight on Seinfeld!
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They’re killing independent George! They’re all in on it!
“The Pool Guy” tonight on Seinfeld!
The Pool Guy 7x8
George: Jerry … Where are you? I know you like to sit back here. Elaine! Susan! Movie Patron: SHH! ( dialogue from the movie): “The English Channel Tunnel, Chunnel, runs 32.3 miles, with two openings. One here, in England and another one here, in France. That’s all we got. Thank you for your time gentlemen. Can I ask you a question, Mr. McKittrick.”…) Jerry: I can’t figure out what’s going on here. I can’t follow the plot. Why did they kill that guy? I thought he was with them? Elaine: No, no. That’s not the guy. That’s a different guy. Jerry: What is he doing in the Chunnel? Susan: Would you two, Please? (voice from the movie): Everybody out of the Chunnel! Everybody out! “Let me tell you something about the Chunnel, Mr. Thane. That our only freeway is adept. [inaudible] Elaine Brookstone will get the money bag [inaudible] Not as long as I have these long stickers. Find him and Kill him! I don’t care if we have to turn this Chunnel upside down! Find Him! Everybody out of the Chunnel! Everybody out! The Chunnel is gonna blow! AHHHHHH (Explosion)
George: Susan! Jerry! Where are you? I know you’re there! Answer me! Movie Patron: Hey, sit down! George: Hey. Hey. Answer me! Come on, show yourselves! Movie Patron: Hey, we’re trying to watch a movie here! George: Drink your soda! Come on! I know you’re there, laughing at me. Laughing and lying and laughing! I had to go to Reggie’s, Jerry! Reggies! Movie Patron: Move it off of there! George: Where are you! 2nd Movie Patron: Hey are you sure you got the right theater? George: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chunnel. Susan! 2nd Movie Patron: It’s playing in two theaters. George: Two theaters? 2nd Movie Patron: Yeah, there’s a 9:00 too. George: Sorry.
A George, divided against itself, cannot stand!
The Pool Guy by Eliot Rausch
I have Relationship George, but there is also Independent George. That's the George you know, the George you grew up with -- Movie George, Coffee shop George, Liar George, Bawdy George.