The Signs as The 2020 Presidential Debate Insults
Aries: “You wouldn’t know what a suburb was unless you took a wrong turn”
Taurus: “He's Putin's puppy. He refuses to say anything to Putin about the bounty on the heads of American soldiers”
Gemini: “Will you just shut up, man”
Cancer: “I’m not here to call out his lies. Everybody knows he’s a liar.”
Leo: “Graduated at then bottom of your class, and the last person who should be saying smart”
Virgo: “Nobody is [teaching people hate America] you’re just racist”
Libra: “The worst President America has ever had”
Scorpio: “I hate to raise my voice, but why should I be different than the two of you”
Sagittarius: “This guys left of the manifesto”
Capricorn: “Why is [mail-in ballots] for [the average American] somehow not fraudulent? It’s the same process [as US soldiers].”
Aquarius: “Get out of the sand trap and your golf course and into the Oval Office”
Pisces: “Its hard to get any word in with this clown, I mean President”