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Jonathan Crane Puns & Jokes

What is Jonathan’s favorite fruit? A Straw-berry!

Why is Professor Cane promoted? He was outstanding in his field!

How to you greet the Scarecrow? Hay-man!

Scarecrow tired to become a stand-up comedian once. Sadly, he was too corny!

Why is the Scarecrow so scary? Hay, it’s in his jeans!

Crane is actually a pretty good DJ, Turnip the Beet!

Harley made Jonathan some peach pie for dessert, but he was already STUFFED!

How does Arkham Scarecrow drink? With a straw!

Roses are red, violets are blue...fear toxin isn’t the ONLY thing he can inject into you!

Batman fought Scarecrow, unfortunately he was just clutching at straws!

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Aurora: ...I think it's a great idea.

Lucas: I don't like it, that's cheating.

Aurora: just think about it, Luc. I mean, you're the brain... you can keep all the money. I just wanna sell the answers for the fun of it!

Lucas: sounds easy enough, but I don't know.

Aurora: how about this: we could try... and If we succeed, we buy a Simpad for Mat? He can't use the battle station anymore...

Lucas: a Simpad? Do you think you can sell that many answers?

Aurora: for a multiple choice test? I wouldn't be surprised. You could even make them up, they'll sell like hot cakes.

Lucas: interesting. Alright, let’s do it... but just one time, for Mat.

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(A few minutes later, once the talk was over)

Arabella: wasn't that bad, right?

Aurora: no, it wasn't! You're the best mom, mami.

Arabella: *smiles*

Aurora: your eyes are teary, everything’s alright?

Arabella: *nods* I just can't believe you became an adult so fast.

Aurora: I'll always be your baby, no matter what.

Arabella: I know that. Auri... your father and I, we’ve been wanting to ask you something for a few days. Have you decided what are you gonna do after your birthday?

Aurora: I'm not sure yet, mami.

Arabella: okay my love, try to sleep now. You still have to go to school one more time.

Aurora: mhm, but I'm gonna copy Luc's homework first.

Arabella: *shakes her head* good luck with that.

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Arabella: how was the day?

Aurora: it was perfect, mami. We had so much fun, we swam a lot and we also spent some time at the bonfire, it was a short day! I guess time flies when you're having fun.

Arabella: I think that’s true. How are things going between you and Lucy?

Aurora: ...good.

Arabella: *smiles* "good"? That's all you're gonna tell me?

Aurora: why do I have a bad feeling about this conversation?

Arabella: *laughs* I'm your mother, I need to know things! And you're not a little girl anymore, Auri, we can't avoid the woohoo talk forever.

Aurora: oh Plumbob... I guess I can’t escape this time?

Arabella: nope.

Aurora: *sighs* okay, but first promise me that you're not gonna give me TMI about you and dad, mami. Please, I'm begging you, don't do that.

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I'll be the spark, if you'll be the flame Start a reaction that can't be contained Balance your pH by sharing my base I'll be your star, if you'll be my space 'Cause you're like that angle, A-cute and you're smart Your labcoat and goggles go straight to my heart Except that's a lie, cause the heart doesn't feel When it comes to love the brain seals the deal

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