#batman jokes

[violentbat]

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Wait a second.

Dead parents

Millions of dollars,

A care taker with a badass backstory

A secret lair is located under the mansion

Have an animal theme hero costume.

Adrien can now officially become Batman.

[darkcrowprincess]

Psst! What do you call Batman when he’s injured…?

…

…Bruised Wayne.

Lol 😆 🤣 ok what's the one thing Jason Todd doesn't find funny?

...

.... a joker

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: Banner and Wong go do the wizard thing. I'll stay behind and putter around the bat cave with crusty old Alfred here.

Strange: Ah, no. I am no Alfred, sir. No, you forget. Alfred had a job.

[names-hard]

"Batman takes everything 100% seriously 100% of the time."

STFU! Batman is not only one of the world's best hand to hand fighters, he's also one of the smartest people in the world, and he knows it.

Batman knows that he can take down most threats without trouble so he rarely takes things seriously; the only reason he doesn't quip like Spider-man is because he has terrible comedic timing.

[grumpyhedgehogs]

Do you think the batmobile has turn signals built in or

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Jonathan Crane Puns & Jokes

What is Jonathan’s favorite fruit? A Straw-berry!

Why is Professor Cane promoted? He was outstanding in his field!

How to you greet the Scarecrow? Hay-man!

Scarecrow tired to become a stand-up comedian once. Sadly, he was too corny!

Why is the Scarecrow so scary? Hay, it’s in his jeans!

Crane is actually a pretty good DJ, Turnip the Beet!

Harley made Jonathan some peach pie for dessert, but he was already STUFFED!

How does Arkham Scarecrow drink? With a straw!

Roses are red, violets are blue...fear toxin isn’t the ONLY thing he can inject into you!

Batman fought Scarecrow, unfortunately he was just clutching at straws!

[crusty-the-snowman]

Robin: Batman, we found a pool of the killer's blood in the hallway

Batman: Hm. Gross