Dec 3, 2019
John: okay dude, we need to talk about the elephant in the room.
Dave: oh shit you know??
John: i know?
Dave: that nic cage is still alive
John: NIC CAGE IS STILL ALIVE?!?!
Dave: shit dude i thought you knew
John: how would i have known that?!
Dave: you mentioned the elephant in the room
John: no dave, i was talking about the ACTUAL ELEPHANT in the room!!!!!!!!
Elephant: ...
Dave: oh shit who is he
John: that's what i was gonna ask you!
Dave: well i dont know! get him out of here!!
John: wait. dave, look...
Elephant: ...
John: ...
Dave: ...
John, chanting: ...elephant, elephant,
John and Dave chanting together: elephant, elephant, elephant, elephant, elephant, eleph-
Elephant: *morphs into Nic Cage*