DIRK: Alright, listen up everypony, in order to progress in the game we're going to need to-
ROXY: wait wut did u just say??
DIRK: Uh.
DIRK: I said, "to progress in the game-"
JANE: No, the part before that.
DIRK: T- to listen up?

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DIRK: Alright, listen up everypony, in order to progress in the game we're going to need to-
ROXY: wait wut did u just say??
DIRK: Uh.
DIRK: I said, "to progress in the game-"
JANE: No, the part before that.
DIRK: T- to listen up?
CURRENT timaeusTestified [CTT] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION.
CTT: For whatever reason, you suddenly gain author level control over our canon. What's the first thing you do?
CTG: strait up get rid of gender
CTT: What.
CGT: Gender? You mean like being a boy or a girl?
CTG: thas the bitch
CEB: wait no, roxy! i just got a good one!
CTG: okey june i will leave 1 gender for u
JUNE: have you guys seen rose? i gotta talk to her.
DAVE: she locked herself in her room and is doing her eyeliner with her music on full blast
JUNE: huh? why?
KANAYA: Apparently Something Called “Em See Ar” Is Back
VRISKA, materializing from the furthest ring: MCR IS 8ACK?!?!?!?!
Rose: I'm sorry, but do you mind if I smoke?
Everyone else at the fancy dinner party: No, by all means, go right ahead.
Rose: Thank you.
*plumes of smoke begin billowing out from under Rose's dress*
John: okay dude, we need to talk about the elephant in the room.
Dave: oh shit you know??
John: i know?
Dave: that nic cage is still alive
John: NIC CAGE IS STILL ALIVE?!?!
Dave: shit dude i thought you knew
John: how would i have known that?!
Dave: you mentioned the elephant in the room
John: no dave, i was talking about the ACTUAL ELEPHANT in the room!!!!!!!!
Elephant: ...
Dave: oh shit who is he
John: that's what i was gonna ask you!
Dave: well i dont know! get him out of here!!
John: wait. dave, look...
Elephant: ...
John: ...
Dave: ...
John, chanting: ...elephant, elephant,
John and Dave chanting together: elephant, elephant, elephant, elephant, elephant, eleph-
Elephant: *morphs into Nic Cage*
KANAYA: I Have A Black Belt
DAVE: in karate?
KANAYA: No From Gucci
ROSE: Dirk, I'm afraid you've gone mad with power.
ULTIMATE DIRK: Of course I've gone mad with power. Have you ever tried to go mad without power? It's boring. No one listens to you.
GC: TURN 4ROUND DORK
GC: TH3 OTH3R D1R3CT1ON
GC: NOP3 TURN 4ROUND 4G41N
EB: i still don’t see you. also when the fuck did you get back from space?
GC: OH NO 1 4M ST1LL 1N SP4C3, BUT TH3 THOUGHT OF YOU 41ML3SSLY SP1NN1NG 4ROUND 1N C1RCL3S 4MUS3D M3 >:]