*An expendable dead on the floor*
Sebastian: "Soooo..Who killed them? I'm not mad. I just want to know."
Calypso: "I did! I killed them-"
Sebastian: "No no no! you didn't, Angler?"
Angler: "Don't look at me! Look at Painter!"
Painter: "What?! I didn't kill them!"
Angler: "Huh? That's weird...How do you even know they are dead?"
Painter: "Because they are laying in front of us and they are DEAD!"
Angler: "Suspicious...."
Painter: "No it is not!"
Good people: "If it matters, probably not...but Eyefestation was the last one to see them alive."
Eyefestation: *Gasps* "They wasn't looking at me!"
Good people: "Oh? Really? Then what were they doing when they saw you?"
Eyefestation: "They don't admire true beauty, everyone knows that!"
Calypso: "Sharky, Goody! Let's not fight, I killed them, let me take the responsibility Seb."
Sebastian: "NO! WHO KILLED THEM?!"
Everyone: "....."
Squiddle: "Sebastian...Imaginary friend awfully quiet lately...."
Imaginary friend: "Really?..."
Squiddle: "Yeah, really..."
Imaginary friend: "Oh my gosh..."
*Everyone arguing in the background*
Sebastian: "I killed them...They flashed me with the flash beacon so I shot them...."
*Sebastian looks at the chaos*
Sebastian: "I predict 10 minutes from now they be at each other's throats with armour on their bodies and painter on a stick."
*Sebastian looks at the chaos again*
Sebastian: "Good, it was getting a little boring lately."














