Hunting, killing, breeding. It’s all part of life. / The Warren


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Hunting, killing, breeding. It’s all part of life. / The Warren
SYSTEM OTD is...
★ the warren from pipe up
webcomic │ canon │ submission
Unfortunately I’ve never been normal about anything ever…so here’s how I would bind The Warren if had the skills to do so.
@basementcoffee for your approval 🐇
BUNNYMUNDxFEM!Human reader
A.k.a. -The Easter Adventure-
Summary: after falling asleep, reader randomly finds herself waking up in the realm of Easter and it’s grumpy Guardian who’s not at all excited to have a human strolling around three weeks before his favorite holiday
->the story does not follow the plot of the movie
HAPPY ENDING ( :33 my loves, will probs have more parts, but not yet)
WARNINGS: a grumpy bunny (for now)
Next chapter updated here:
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 5 · BUNNYMUNDxFEM!Human reader · A.k.a. -The Easter Adventure- Summary: after falling asleep, reader randomly finds herself w
Part One
It was a warm day somewhere around the end of March. The weather was warm as you got ready for bed, and the light spring breeze filled your heart.
The first results of the entrance exams were quite satisfactory and so maybe you didn’t have to worry yourself all over your head whether you’d be accepted at the far reaches of the world for university.
You’d fallen asleep quite fast, swaying in a mere, dark calmness, without the sheer idea of what would await you the next morning.
—-
You woke up to a warm breeze stroking your hair. It was quite calm, and fulfilling, and you smiled to yourself remembering how long it’s been since you’ve had such nice weather outside.
Turning to your side you brought your fingers to your face and… wait a minute. Was that grass?
Your eyes struck open at once, and you let out a surprised squeal.
This was definitely not your bed, not even close. It wasn’t even the same town, had someone asked you to guess.
Somehow, you were lying under the bright blue sky in a glazing, green field that seemed like it has just gotten torn from a pages of a fantasy book. Or a Pinterest board.
Lush, green trees, blooming flowers and mosh covered rocks surrounded you wherever you glanced, birds chirped between the leaves and the whole area carried an air of Spring with it.
You yawned a little, and stretched your arms.
The next thing you noticed was a weird.. stomping noise. You didn’t even realize as it came right from below you at first. The next moment you rolled back behind a smaller rock, breathing out a scream as you barely avoided being crushed flat by a huge, moving.. egg?
The thing was definitely a statue, with functioning legs, arms, and a happy face carved into the front.
You didn’t see any machine that could’ve operated it tho, nor people or anybody else around. Quite the opposite: the thing seemed to move completely on its own.
Your heart rate quickened, as you noticed even more statues brashly, but seemingly harmlessly marching along the field, and this time, the grumpy face carved into their backs caught your eyes as well. Could they change moods like dolls maybe?
When they finally passed, you peeked out from your hiding place, then slowly, and very carefully rose back, walking as soundlessly as possible as you tried to figure out where you were.
You’ve had lively dreams before, and while this wasn’t the worst ( man, the sights?!) it was definitely the weirdest one by far.
The thomping eggs weren’t too hard to miss, so you decided to follow them from a distance, as they marched down into a peaceful valley. During the stroll, you took in your surroundings, noticing even more eggs walking along other paths, and some lean, unusually huge flowers that hatched small white things which seemed to have a mind of their own too.
Everything was so unique around here that no matter how you tried, you couldn’t guess where or how you’d gotten hold of the idea of such a place. Not bad for a dream anyway.
You were so busy guessing you didn’t notice the small, white bundle peaking back up at you and so you murmured another small squeak as the little creature brushed past your ankles.
You were equally taken aback to notice it wasn’t some kind of plant as you’d previously thought. No, this was also an egg, finally a normal one, except for its small legs, that just ran past you like it was the most normal thing on earth.
-Okay, this is definitely mental..-
After a few moments, you decided you might as well wander around a little with the eggs, when a deep, crusty cough sounded behind you.
-Khm. Excuse me-you whipped your head around, and almost broke into another scream at the sight-Just what the hell are you doing here?
Look at who Lady Luck’s shining today: After the disturbingly huge amount of eggs, you seemed to have found their Guardian too.
Your mouth fell slightly agape as you stared at him:
Before you stood a walking, talking and seemingly quite angry bunny.
-Well how am I supposed to know? These dreams are random really-you retorted with a small, nervous chuckle glancing up at him-hello to you too.
The creatures you’d seen in dreams had never spoken to you before, nor had they tried to interview you.
His behavior wasn’t the only weird thing about this bunny though: he was tall, much taller than you, in a lean shape, standing confidently on two feet.
He had green eyes, and grey fur with black marks all over his body which, if they weren’t on an animal, you’d say looked like tattoos.
At your response he quirked a skeptical brow, because yes, he had those too, and took a step closer.
-A drea.. what? This is not a dream, it’s the Warren. And I’d appreciate it if you didn’t step on my eggs-just as you were about to correct him another white little thingy appeared between your ankles and you instantly jumped a few feet away, entirely startled.
-The Warren? Now that’s an interesting name-you murmured thoughtfully, glancing around-I’d rather say Easter Egg Land.
When you noticed another cold glance from him you quickly decided to switch topics.
-What do you mean by your eggs? You believe you own this place?
You had to ask, this was a dream after all, and you were more than ready to inquire about the proprietor. He on the other hand didn’t seem to appreciate the effort.
Taking another step closer, he almost towered over you as his green eyes narrowed onto your small form.
-I don’t believe, i know-he murmured, his voice even deeper and more threatening than before-the only one who believes here is you, and it’s clearly in stupid things.
-Okay, now no need to be rude Mister-you huffed, crossing your arms, absentmindedly realizing you were still in your comfy pajamas-if nothing else, you owe me an explanation. I’d hardly know where I am otherwise.
He quirked his other brow as well, and a little smirk appeared on the corner of his lips. For some odd reason, it all made you feel like you were talking to a human and not a 6 foot tall, overly moody mammal.
-Since you’re the one who barged in here unannounced, I don’t feel like I owe you anything-he retorted, the hint of a smirk still playing on his lips.
You didn’t appreciate when people were rude to you in general, but his cocky behavior ignited the spark of rebellion in your teenage heart almost instantly. You looked back up at him with a defiant smirk of your own.
-Shall I ask one of your beloved eggs then?-turning on your heels, you started off towards a distant patch of grass in search of any creatures, but you didn’t get much further than where you stood before.
-No, don’t do that! Wait a damn minute-you heard his voice a little more startled and the next moment he jumped in front of you, faster than you’d have anticipated-‘kay fine. Just don’t touch the eggs, alright?
-Why, are they sensitive?-you teased, chuckling a little which he obviously didn’t appreciate.
-Yes they are, and I am too, so I advise you stop stomping around before I do something I’m going to regret-he sneered, staring sternly down at you.
-Fine-you mumbled, crossing your arms. This is still weird as hell-are you gonna answer me then?
He glanced at you dumbfounded for a moment before he groaned annoyed, muttering something inaudible.
-Yeah. My name’s Bunnymund, and as I’ve said, this is the Warren. Easter Egg Land, or whatever that is you said.
Your eyes became round from awe, as you glanced around, before gawking up at him.
-Bunnymund? As in the actual Easter Bunny?
He nodded, still seeming a little as someone who’s wandering about the mental state of their speaking partner. When you didn’t get any other responses you threw your hands in the air, chuckling in disbelief.
-The Easter Bunny.. this is fucking amazing! I don’t even remember the last time I dreamt something so close to reality!
Turning around, you glanced at the beautiful nature again, not paying much attention to him, as he hopped up next to you, seemingly even more disturbed.
-For the second time, this is not a dream-he corrected, crossing your path yet again to stop you from moving-And you could finally start telling how the hell you even got here.
-Woah, calm down a little, would you? Isn’t the Easter Bunny supposed to be all mushy and nice?-you rolled your eyes, your tone a little judgmental which got that cocky smirk on his face again.
-Yeah, to kids. And you’re not one.
-Ahww. Finally someone’s calling me an adult then-you cooed, quickly getting out of his way as you sneaked between two, beautiful trees with rose colored, blooming flowers.
-Who even said that? You’re not an adult, you’re a distraction and a quite annoying one about that-you heard him groan behind you, and annoyingly, in mere seconds he was hopping next to you yet again.
-I’ll have you know, I’m eighteen and a half-you perked up at him sternly-I can’t even believe I’m arguing with a bunny about any of this.
The Bunny just rolled his eyes, clearly unaffected.
-Who cares, you’re clearly old enough not to believe in Easter, and therefore not to stick your nose in any of my business!
-Well, I’m sorry to have disturbed whatever noble cause you’re fulfilling, but I can’t help you until you actually tell me what it is-you huffed, yet again and he ran his along his lean, fluffy ears as someone who’s about to burst in flames.
-Help would actually be if you just disappeared-he retorted without the least amount of courtesy-Easter is in three weeks, I don’t have time for delusional strangers!
-Excuse you, I’m not delusional, it’s just a dream, and you’re clearly exaggerating!-you spat back, stomping a little on your feet because it felt as if you actually lacked the physical proprieties.
He was probably about to remind you of that but before he could speak up, you interrupted him: -Don’t worry though. It’s ought to be morning soon, and I’ll wake up.
He seemed to wonder for another moment whether he should correct you, but then he just shrugged, taking a step back and crossed his arms.
-Whatever, just be gone by morning-he stated plainly, and the next moment he was already hopping away without any form of goodbye-and DON’t touch the eggs!
-It was nice to meet you too asshole!-you retorted, screaming back but you didn’t get an answer this time.
Okay, this may be a horrible dream after all. A little disturbed, you turned on your heels going back to where you came from: whatever, in a few moments you’ll wake up, and you never have to see whatever this guy was, ever again.
Have you played The Warren ?
By Marshall Miller
The Warren is a game about intelligent rabbits, survival and community. When played as a campaign, it is a generational game that tracks the community of rabbits over the course of generations.
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