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Miles Vorkosigan you would have got so much mileage out of the 'oof ouch my bones' meme
Miles is unsupervised for 10 minutes and somehow is now smuggling illegal weapons, lol.
I wonder if Warrior's Apprentice is going to be like that one Pen & Des that starts with rescuing helpless orphans and ends with everything on fire in a pyre of righteous chaos.
I’m not sure how exactly you would be able to capture the same level of chaotic that Miles is in Warrior’s Apprentice in a modern AU, but it probably involves Miles newly arrived at college with ADHD and Osteogenesis Imperfecta (Brittle Bone Sundrome), doing drugs at a party, and accidentally starting a criminal empire which ends up getting back and reflecting poorly on his father the senator or something.
god. Somewhere out there is a universe where Miles became a movie or tv director and spread chaos in his wake. No one knows his cousin is the head of the studio. No one understands why he hasn't been fired yet. All his assistants call him "my lord" and they're not even joking.
why is nobody noticing miles is basically slurping liquified amphetamine from that squeeze bottle
edit: CRÈME DE METH
Miles' perspective at 17 on Cordelia vs. the reality we have just spent two entire books witnessing is actually insane
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