Feb 20, 2020
Sigh... I sometimes lose sight of how Ace I am untill:
Everyone else watching the bath scenes in The Witcher: <incoherent gurgling about his magnificent chest and biceps>
Me: Do you NOT know how baths WORK, Witcher? Yes, magnificent chest and biceps, but they've been covered in sweaty leather and monster innards for TWO weeks straight. Maybe you should actually, I don't know, put them in the WATER and WASH them instead of posing??
But also me: Mmm, and besides, wouldn't they look even better all wet and slippery, glistening with droplets of water?