#the witcher commentary

[whitewolfandthefox]

Watching The Witcher with my dad, Part 2:

Geralt fishing for the djinn: when he catches it it’s going to be nasty.

Wishing for murder, that’s hardcore.

Who wants a baby, they’re way too much work. I would know, I’ve had four.

Fangs and horns get caught in everything. I’d have them filed down as well.

“It’s sure to be death.” “Well that’s one way of getting some rest.” Don’t we all wish for death.

“I left my cat on the stove.” Wonderful excuse, Jaskier.

Guard explodes. Oops.

Yen and Geralt making out, Jaskier grieving. Well that moved quickly.

“This women just killed a man for trying to steal a horse.” “Maybe she’ll make a better travelling companion.” Ooooh, burn.

Way to compliment people, Jaskier.

[whitewolfandthefox]

Rewatching The Witcher with my dad (featuring mom), Part 3:

Didn’t he die? 1 minute later. Oh right, he did.

My mother parroting various accents.

Oh he’s cute. 1 minute later. Nope, never mind. I changed my mind.

Isn’t everyone here for the dragon? You’re not special.

“You think I’d make a bad (mother)?” “Definitely.” That’s the way to get her in bed.

Laughs. Creaky bridges on the side of a steep mountain are never a good sign.

Mom laughs as Borch falls to his death.

It’s a Harry Potter tent.

“But now, you’re important to me.” Looks at his wife and mockingly repeats the phrase.

Oooooooh shit.

[whitewolfandthefox]

Rewatching The Witcher with my dad, Part 4

Dragon appears. Dad: a golden dragon? Mom: didn’t they not exist? Why is he here?

In regards to Yennefer fighting. Mom: can’t she freeze them all with magic?

I’m thinking the dragon is going to eat them. Yep.

Yennefer killing the last guy. Don’t mess with my boyfriend.

Dad figuring out Borch is the dragon. Is that the guy? Isn’t he supposed to be dead?

Jaskier waking up. Kind of missed it.

Mom figuring out Borch is the dragon. I thought he died. He’s the dragon. (She only figured it out when he changed back, dad figured it out through the voice)

Dad: Well that’s not very nice. You shouldn’t yell during arguments, you should sit down and have a civil conversation, that’s how relationships work. Mom laughs.

Dad at the end of the episode: I’m very confused.