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Iok Kujan might have usurped the throne of "funniest Gundam char" from Jerid. That nigga did not take one real W the entire series n tried to die for one like 3 times. A true loser. I watched the series in dub so at first I didn't like his voice cause of the weird direction but by the end I could not possibly imagine him sounding any other way

#iok kujan #the WOAT #the tony snell of gundam #what if a rival fucking sucked #gundam #gundam ibo

men :/

#turn amc #turn washington's spies #benedict arnold #the woat #man moment #men are the problem #turn: washington's spies

Creepy Josh from Olive Garden

Strap in for this Saga

So my drunk ass fucking DESTROYED a man yesterday. This guy (not-so-affectionately nick-named creepy josh from Olive Garden) has been harrassing women in the Nashville area for three years.

I can be polite to a fault at times, so mostly I just ignored his texts/snapchats etc. but would give a quick, generic “hi how are you?” reply on occasion. But yesterday he decided to “confess” his feelings and ask me out. Now that in itself isn’t so bad.

But hear me out, my dudes.

This guy has asked me out at LEAST 7 times in the last two years. Each time I have politely and clearly said “no thank you”. I’ve made it CLEAR I am not interested many times. But he always persists.

The first time, he was a new hire at Olive Garden where I was a server (19 at the time) and being me, I wanted to make him feel welcome. I know what it’s like to be the new kid and it’s always nice to make a friend on your first day. So I chatted him up about school and life and said to ask me if he needed help/had any questions. Turns out we were in the same program at MTSU (we would later have a class together and it was a whole thing and he harassed my friend about going out and I warned her with my experience and when she said no he badgered her to a frightening extent on who told her bad things about him)

All in all seemed like a normal dude that I would get along with at first. But he asked me out that night and I was in a committed, long distance relationship at the time. So when I declined he said “then why were you nice to me?” And in the weeks that followed asked questions like “why do you love him if he lives in another state?”

So the red flags basically slapped me in the face left and right and I avoided him as much as I could from then on.

Fast forward to the last few months. I’m fairly newly single and he found this out and has been mesaging me consistently on Snapchat and text since. He’s asked me out a few times (I answered no every time) and when he saw me at Walmart with my mom as he was leaving and we were going to the check out, we exchanged waves and “how are you”’s but then HE STOPPED AT THE DOOR AND WAITED FOR US staring us down as we check out our groceries. I made it take an absurdly long time and finally he left but shot me a quick “you looked great! Let’s get drinks sometime!” Text within3 minutes of finally leaving us alone.

So last night when he asked me out yet again (screenshots below) I was headed out with friends (not yet drunk when I was driving just for the record) to celebrate one of the girls leaving her shitty job. Naturally, I hadn’t replied or even read the message yet. Twenty minutes go by and he says “a reply would be nice considering I just put everything out there after two years.”

Y’all.

He had no idea what he started.

So I’m tipsy by the time I finally read this and I SNAPPED. I really was not having this today. Drunk Sarah was not here for any part of how he was (and would) speak to me over the next few hours.

So I threw polite out the god dang window and laid into this man. And when I say I snapped I mean I came for his ENTIRE life. I left him with 5 new assholes and his jugular ripped open.

The conversation was exhausting and I wish I hadn’t wasted as much time as I had on it but I was seething. I know at least 5-10 women he has harassed/ made uncomfortable/ treated like trash and when I brought them up he got mad saying he was tired of us going behind his back and never telling him what was wrong WHILE IM TELLING HIM WHAT WAS WRONG. Clearly us sharing our experiences and warning each other bothered him/ inconvenienced him. When I told him I’d heard from several girls he kept trying to guess and named three women I’d never even heard of so there’s way more than I know and it’s clear he’s been confronted before AND knows he’s fucked up but doesn’t see it as his fault.

So basically I was and still am disgusted to my core but mostly glad to be rid of him. Below are some screen grabs of his droning and whining and attempted manipulation. Just some highlights since I’ve already made you read so much. Also the last two screenshots are from a girl in a Facebook group warning women about him where he tells her to fuck herself because she didn’t reply to him while at work. Several other girls also posted on her post afterwards sharing their shitty experiences with him!

So that’s your piping tea for the day. Sorry for such a long post just really needed to vent all of that. Also please excuse my typos. Drunk Sarah was drunk AND angry so she did her best.

#like clearly this all went over his head #the scariest part is that he never stopped defending his actions #he was the victim here in his eyes #harrassment #the WOAT #creepy josh from olive garden

bs i did at school

wouldve added mob in with the horse and everything but i think it'd be funnier if reigen sent the image to mob perchance

also excuse the shitty perspective in the second one i am on a chromebook on a touchpad. evilest evil to ever evil.

#kats corner #myslop #mop sicko #the woat #snotbooger #the mop mentioned