vanessa just said “xander is more like my roommate” HELLO??? oh my god what…
mal is literally so cool, great takes, great vibes, my fav so far
lexi and mal power couple LEXI DO NOT PICK VANESSA I STG
tiff is so real, i also have to have everyone OUT of the kitchen when im in there YESSS
also from what she’s saying, mildred is also making me a little nervous…
sam seems quite goated tbh
the music is taking me OUT lmao
mildred describing falling in love as “feeling like you can’t breathe without them” is… idk how i feel about that
vanessa’s top options being lexi AND rae is CRAZYYYYY what!!!
she also pretends she knows people and it’s so weird “i love that when you’re nervous you start shaking your foot” like what???
omg xander saying vanessa felt like “vanessa would have her own kids and i would have my own kids” that’s so weird THATS SO WEIRD AHHH
oh my god vanessa is so corny lmao
“you’re such an adult it’s disgusting” as lexi talks about investing is SUCH a red flag, like at least PRETEND to be responsible
ok at least vanessa is being honest that she doesn’t want to get married
“do you think there’s a chance xander could find someone else?” “no, i’m beautiful, right?” :0 WHAT!!! oh my god and she’s spilling PERSONAL shit about xander’s sexual struggles AHHHH STOP!
YES LEXI GET HER ASS! thank GOD!! i also feel vanessa is fake too! real real real!
“tequila will never not remind me of lexi” vanessa you are so dramatic oh my lord
lexi getting upset with rae for being attracted to other people is totally fair bc she’s human but also that IS the point of the show so idk, i lowk just feel bad for rae
sam is so cute i love her omg
bro mildred coming after tiff INSTANTLY it’s adding to my nervousness towards her
i have my issues with yoly but her hating vanessa from the beginning, YES!
vanessa being mad at xander for being into yoly is so weird like have you not just been hitting on everyone here??? “i just feel like a fucking idiot” vanessa is SO manipulative WHATTTT
i cant tell if vanessa is super insecure or just like,,, weird? idk this is so odd
vanessa interrupting xander to be rude about someone they talked to for like one second is so weird? the host literally had to change the subject bc it was so uncomfortable like what?? girl ur WEIRD!!!
like watch how respectful mal is being while xander and yoly choose each other? THAT is how you do it (yes mal is my goat currently)
lexi talking about vanessa and then vanessa going on to talk about mal?? like you guys talked ONCE?? she is SO weird what???
OMG LEXI IS CALLING OUT VANESSA FOR COMING AFTER XANDER YESSSSS!!! thank you lexi YES! and she did it respectfully without being interrupted
OMG MILDRED WIN? apparently vanessa has being telling xander to fuck off all night? thank you mildred for calling that one out erm what???
YES i know this is heavily edited so please take everything i say with a grain of salt (not that anyone is reading this). with that being said, i don’t like vanessa…