#the worsttt

[scoobydoo-andnancytoo]

smth about tino saying "good girl" to nancy after she finishes his survey is so vile to me

[asylumsammet]

“- Thank you to my dad.. - Who the hell- What did your dad do? - He shot me out of his balls, which, I mean, is the greatest gift- I was the greatest load my dad ever shot.”

[puh-dding]

I hate when I wanna take cute pics but don’t feel sexy

[nature-played-a-trick-on-me]

I've probably been feeling miserable at least in part due to a significant vitamine d deficiency and I got supplements today, pray they'll work 😭

[yveshusband]

Man I hate making calls

[gleekshanehollander]

the terrible experience of seeing someone u vaguely know from across the street and having to pretend you don't see them thru strategic blinking/texting-while-walking/looking around until u enter the appropriate radius of acknowledgement might be the worst thing that we have collectively unconsciously created

[junewild]

the college gym doesn’t have any autobelays so i have to bring another student 🤢 b-boulder 🤢 or ask someone to belay me 🤮

[slowlikehoney1996]

as far as "movies about guys who bet their friends they can get an unlikable girl to date them (/"fix them" to make them likable) until the girl finds out she was just part of a bet and she gets upset but then the guy realizes he actually loves her so he tries to get her back and they make up" go, 10 things i hate about you is definitely the best